philbo1965uk

Hey come on guys theres no reason for this kind of reaction.I never call anyone stupid,or insult them in a personal way.Im only having a laugh so dont send me to coventry i beg you,if you dont like it i will stop doing it,if thats what you all want. Just let me have this last one.....im doing this from work you see,its my coffee break.. GET a job you friggin dole scroungers.I pay taxes so you idiots can sit home on your fat ass and talk science straight out of your collection of New scientist.I have to actually do the damn thing.

Hey just speaking the truth here lads no need to jump on me.Hey you want scientific proof just visit his posts for a look yourselves.Thats if he doesnt quickly go edit them.

No dont take any notice of YT,he Likes to think he knows stuff but asks a question,says he has an answer to it but doesnt post it,he waits for good reply's then says yes this was the solution He thought of..How its done is use your logic(rubber bands) Take your straws and split into two equal groups of ten,make sure your rubber bands are wrapped around ten straws. Now take some sissors and cut the ends of the straws,so that the other ten fit into each other to make a basket of straws(like the joe ninety cage)you will notice that the rubber bands are now linked into the structure. twist one band and in the remaining loop place the egg. now do this for all bands and you should end up with a straw cage,and the egg held in place by all rubber bands,You will immediately see that the egg is not touching any of the straws but is held from all sides by rubberband which will act as crued shock absorbers.Now wrap the whole structure in masking tape and drop it from your height.The bands will absorb the impact leaving the egg intact. please note that i made the bloody thing took me 3 hours of pissing about getting the egg right but it worked though. good luck

Why didnt TARZAN have a beard

why do they call it a TV set when you only get one

The only wetas we have in the uk are when its been raining and you sit down on a bench.If your unlucky you end up with a really wetas

IQ tests give an average,age related score.On some i get scores of above 190 others 180.But i think its just a waste of time really and apart from getting in a club it serves no purpose,how can one compare the genius of say Einstein with Beethoven,anyone who isnt moved by either is doing too many IQ tests

sorry many apologies....just a bit of light hearted fun

go on tell him sayanora..cheeky git...who is he to assume your a vegan when you love a burger...and as his insinuating a similarity to broccoli and animal life,well thats just pissed me off...its sunday so im off to boil alive some cabbage after ive ripped its limbs off one by one......so if you hear some screams from my kitchen....you will know..mmmmwwaahahahahaha!!!

I stated that i couldnt offer any links on the net.But im sure if your intereted enough you could find it.Im not really inclined to go searching for homo stuff,i dont have a problem with it just not interested.As you agree about transgender being genetic you dont have to stretch your imagination that far to consider the link.... You would probaby get more insight finding a gay forum for yourself...i heard that many gay people testify to the fact that from being infants they new their sexual preference( hard to imagine an innocent child with no preconceptions of sex or experience of life,being attracted to their own sex as a conscious choice)

According to the BMA schizophrenia is to a degree in everyone of us... No it isnt....yes it is....i said it isnt...who ya fcuking talkin to ....you dumbass...im sick of you every time i say out you always have to start...no i dont ..yes you do..

ROFL....i enjoyed some of the posts here,really tackling the issue with no consideration that gay people would be horrified to read. Unfortunately there is enough data now (though i cannot point you to it on the net) that homosexuality is genetic..if i recall its something to do with the brain.. apparently this gene is on/off as the fetus is developing and the result is regardless of sex at birth your a homo! I realise its pretty basic but its true...i think its also linked to females in a mans body etc....we have a bloke walking around the cathedral city dressed every afternoon in a skirt,blouse,makeup,and Nike trainers.......he would look rather fetching if only he didnt have a beard ROFL...its true i swear..(hey i have a beard..oops)

well chimps will probably think we have been great...some of them have been in the movies since the thirties,others on tv doing PG tips adverts.... As for Dolphins who can forget Flipper.....man they were the days

Thats my character and personality,in real life i act like this because its who i am and i couldnt possibly change it.My nickname is TREE BEARD (dont make me regret this ) i didnt give myself that name you understand.But most of all i enjoy being this way,i make people laugh at my own expense.Which breaks down barriers and makes people open up,being dull i have found sends people to sleep. I dont want to be pretentious or all knowing,or put myself higher than my fellow man simply because i have learnt a subject i get satisfaction from.Regardless of education or background there are nice people out there and i want to meet them.Education doesnt mean clever my wife has no interest in the cosmos, Atlantis,Eric von Daniken or the vitreous luster of Tourmanline.However in the reality of life i do not compare,she knows were we are going,who needs paying,who not to pay,the gibberish that comes out of our 18 month old daughters mouth is translated for me,she knows when she's thirsty,tired,ill,bored.She is a linguist,psychologist,psychiatrist,agony aunt,friend and endless other qualities to which im humble in her presence. When my car teleports from were i thought i left it,she instantly calculates the colour coding of parking zones,number of bays, which level we were on,which side of the lift to get out and then dumbfounds me by saying ours was next to that nice red one!!! "Pass me my Calvin and hobbes" (Im not stressed sayanora it was my attempt at idiom)

I notice the thread ended up in the men acting like dumb blondes.Seems to me that sex or hair colour is irrelevent.Some people are clever and some are less clever,i have never met someone who is really backward ( unless they had a dissabilty...which they had no say in the matter) But if people want to laugh at dumb blondes ask yourself this,if blondes can get men to dribble saliva out of the sides of their mouth just by walking past,get men to pay for their drinks all night,expensive gifts,shags when they wanted,and run around after them like puppies doing there bidding.And all they have to do is act coy and stupid and put up with condecending men.....who is the real dumbass

yes i feel its right to experiment,after all they are not suffering in vain.They give their lives so we can have lipstick that wont melt our face off,shampoo that wont burn our eyes out.Also how would we know you got lung cancer or which is the best brand of ciggies to smoke if those little puppies were not on 60 a day. We all love a chicken curry so dont lie...and if the chicken didnt want to be eaten,it had the choice to be skinny and fly away .But oh no it clucks around all day stuffing its face. I especially love eating them little mokeys you get when on holiday in thailand,"you should hear them little critters scream when you take it in turns bashing its skull in with a tiny toffee hammer" aparently it gets there adrenaline flowin so there brains are nice and juicey.I remember me first bite of raw brain mmm.

i thought i just did.....on a scale of 0-90 sayanora i will tell you straight your giving me maximum stress,which based on my normal stress ,your ginving me shear stress and treating me as a failure and now i have vertices in my deviatoric stress plane. your putting me under pressure,its so high i think im gonna fracture me seal. I feel fluid leakin i thought i was hydrostatic but im just lithostatic.My personaltiy is brittle and its all your fault !!!

Thankyou what claims would you be referring to...if its the paluxy footprints i have done some recent internet searches which as you point out were by YEC community. However i found the ratio to be more in the region of 70-30 yec to evolutionist based sites.I have known about the Glen Rose site for many years but only through literature.I was surprised that only one against site had actually been to analyse the site and features many rebuttals.(as i still maintain no geoligist to my knowledge would dare go there,none that i know at any rate) To be honest i have never had any connection or knowledge of YEC,i am flabbergasted for you to assume i was a creationist in this respect.I do believe in creation, but not in this claptrap way.How on earth would i be doing what i am if i believed the earth was only 150,000yr old.We have various ways of dating specimens today that are very reliable you will have heard many times C-14 which we use for orgaic specimens,we also date rocks based on the decay of long lived isotopes of Potasium,Thorium and Uranium (Radiometric dating)Our best estimate so far is 4.55 billion years.If you have misinterpreted some of my posts,or i have led you to believe im a YEC i have to say a massive NO. As for my standing on the paluxy prints....i only mentioned them for debate...i actually hate fossils,they spoil a nice rock.

To Ophiolite I had wrote long lovely explanations for you but me thinks people would not be convinced so seeing as how you seem versed in plate tectonics i will tell you a my favourite story instead. 1000 million years ago(give or take a few days), 3 great continents, Laurentia , Gondwanaland and Baltica had a fight. Scotland part of Laurentia, and England part of Avalonia and Baltica wanted chew kinda like me and sayanora. Laurentia split from the big Gondwanaland 600 m.y ago and the dog for a walk,the Rhinns bit of Islay split along the Gruinart fault, and went off with Gondwanaland awwww. Between these continents lay the Iapetus ocean(good fishing).The continents missed each other so moved back towards each other "cuddle", closing the ocean.The ocean floor was subducted (see big word)underneath the overriding continental crust of Laurentia.Thus Caledonian Orogeny Ahhhh Mountain-building yes 430 m.y ago.The final closure of the Iapetus Ocean caused the two continents to collide again, uniting sayanora(Eng) and philbo(Scot) as great friends also reuniting the Rhinns with the rest of Islay. Land masses moved apart, this time splitting along the west coast of Islay to be separated by the Atlantic . "And what became of the land mass that moved away leaving the Rhinns? It became the Arequipa Coast of Peru,poor paddington bear had packed his suitcase" 10,000 year ago it was icy bad christmas that year.Melting of the icelollies caused mmm isostatic readjustment(the land did rise,commanded by God,causing a nice raised beach from Bridgend to Portnahaven,The Rhinns’ gneisses..... Bruichladdich nice whiskey hic,were sayanora and philbo drank and kissed and made up A short story told to me by John Sutton....

As for Atlantis,i think maybe the Antarctic is a good candidate based on the (piri rees maps...not sure if its correct spelling)

A word of warning Hancock sounds very plausable in all his books.However he fudges data a little to suit his argument,or fails to tell you something the rest of us would personally find significant,but he doesnt. eg;in one of his books he dates the sphinx 10,500bc which i personally believe,he goes further to establish this when he inputs astronomical data into a computer to see what the positions of celestial bodies were in this period and the sphinx faces its opposite leo...wow...but he moved the horizon a little lower as leo was actually below the horizon...still a good writer though

Delighted to thankyou for your kind words.... my certif's etc i will get them scanned for you at work,however you will appreciate my identity will not be revealed for obvious reasons,so im sure there will be dissapointment. In the meantime heres me with a friend of mine.....a 60 million year old rock,with strange markings,I think.....yes,yes im certain.... i can just about make it out....its human handwriting.....it says F.........off.....philbo you Troll.......signed your ancestor atinymonkey.....wow mitochondria ADAM yes your right so ive removed the picture......im too handsome anyway

I play snooker... Im not a star I play golf... Im crap I drink heavily.. Im no drunk I frequent nightclubs..Im no dancer I shag anyone...Im no pornstud Im thick as shit...But not stupid but more important is the fact..... I can spell..But not very well Useless at good grammer...and talk with a stammer Ive eaten with Hawking..He never stops talking We spoke into the early hours,mostly about nowt...But never,not ever my sincerity did he doubt.. What you believe makes no difference to me....for you are black typo...a face i will not see.But i do know one thing and i will tell you its true,nobody here is a better man than you.For you are exeptional,a leading light.Or i could be wrong and be talkin shite!!!

Also if you can only find creationist sites or geocities sites which feature paluxy river fossils.I suggest you visit the library and get off your lazy fatass.Or chillout on a nice holiday i hear you can get cheap half board accomadation in Basra,with nightly fireworks displays. (look closely for sarcastic/ wit) (nitpick)