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NEW JOB TITLES:*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager(OACM)*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)*Messenger : BusinessCommunications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)*Watchman : Theft Prevention &Surveillance Officer...

If I got paid for procrastinating, I would be richer than Bill Gates.

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was about 25feet behind filling in the old. The men worked right past the fellow with the soft drink and went on down the r...

That awkward moment when someone waves at you and you wave back and then realize they're waving to the person behind you..

tired

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

BLAST classes, soon

taking this to a whole new level

taking this to a whole new level

The MBBS/MB.BCh Degree was chosen by the Guinness Book of World Records on May 18th, 2011 as the toughest course among all courses including BBA, BCA, IAS or Engineering. It has 64 university exams 130 series exams 174 assignments within 5.5 years time(more than 1000 working days!) Please give unreserved respect to anyone who's a Medical Doctor. All doctors post this on your wall & be proud ...

RIDICULOUS FACEBOOK PERCENTAGESIt is said that girls use facebook more, a statement i don't agree with, for the following reasons;almost 90% of posts on a girl's wall aren't hers. About 60% are from facebook e.g "jane doe is now friends with john doe"(there're quite a lot of these considering some of them have 5000 friends). The other 30% are from their friends(25% guys{24% of whom they don't know and 1% they know} and 5% girls). This leaves 10% as their actual posts.

Lionel Messi & Cristiano Ronaldo full career stats (Club &International)*Official games:Messi 412 - Ronaldo 574*Goals:Messi 291(0.706/ game) - Ronaldo 318 (0.553/game)*Assists:Messi 132(0.320/ game) -Ronaldo 121(0.210/game)*Goals Assists:Messi 423(1.027/ game) - Ronaldo 439(0.763/game)*Starts:Messi 351 - Ronaldo 494*Winning%:Messi 68.20% [281 W-78 D-53 L] - Ronaldo65.57% [377 W-109 D-89 L]*Hat-tricks:Messi 22 - Ronaldo 18*Yellow cards:Messi 41 - Ronaldo 85*Red Ca...

What a day

What a day

Good Morning

Good Morning

Feels good to be back here. Missed SFN

Rain!!! Yaay!!!