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It is a scientific fact that dogs know calculus. They perform it every day finding the shortest path to retrieve the ball that was thrown. So when Newton claimed to “discover” calculus there was much controversy. Not because Leibniz also claimed to “discover” calculus independently. The dogs were much aware of calculus since dogs have lived. Newton observed the dachshunds that he hunted with. Newton ask the wiener dogs how they knew which hole the badgers would go down. That is: the shortest distance to the hole which would often determine the badger’s direction. These interactions influenced Newton just as much if not more than when the apple hit his head. So the arguments between Newton and Leibniz was trival. It should be stated that calculus originated with the wiener dogs.