Let's write our own ongoing story! The rules: You get 10 words or less, punctuation doesn't count (use it, but it doesn't count towards your ten words), stick to the story as it unfolds as much as possible, read the whole story so you can re-use characters and situations in it, and have a silly time! Here goes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

While on holiday in Barbados, Aldo, the chubby but overly

While on holiday in Barbados, Aldo, the chubby but overly...

 

eccentric man happened across a genetic engineering workshop. As he

eccentric man happened across a genetic engineering workshop. As he

 

...looked inside, he realized that he lost his wallet, so

...looked inside, he realized that he lost his wallet, so, being denominationally loaded, he took out his second and gave

...looked inside, he realized that he lost his wallet, so[/i'], being denominationally loaded, he took out his second and gave

 

being denominationally loaded, he took out his second and gave up trying to get into the building, but in retrospect...

trying to get into the building, but in retrospect...

 

he found a £50 note on the floor...

he found a £50 note on the floor...which he used to get back home to Iraq, but...

which he used to get back home to Iraq, but...

 

some missionarys picked him up and brought him back to...

some missionarys picked him up and brought him back to...

 

where he was at the beginning. In Barbados. He decided

where he was at the beginning. In Barbados. He decided to kill himself, with a gun, the end.

He decided to kill himself, with a gun, the end.

 

Luckily, the genetic workshop owner was kind, and cloned him.

Oh good, another thread for shameless spamming.

 

Thanks Phi.

 

As of this reply, at least three other people must post between your own replies.

 

EG - if Tesseract adds a section of story, he cannot make another until three other people have replied.

Well, I certainly did my level best to do something to annoy you, Sayonara. It's obvous no one's having any fun with it.

 

Pull the plug on the whole thread.

You can't end it now; the guy has just been cloned.

 

And he's going after the missionaries.

I think it might be better if this were just remade as a new thread (NOT for spam) where people post a minimum of 100 or 200 words and the story progresses in the way of a dramatic story, instead of a convoluted set of barely related if humorous posts. :/ Unless there is something against these non-scientific things in the general discussion forum, in which case that's that.

 

Sorry about all the posts though; you can delete mine or remove them if you want, as I don't like making posts that might be considered spam. (I think I've increased my daily average from about 0.60 to 0.65 today alone, which I'm not proud of)

then he had sex with a horse when all of

the people nearby started vomiting in disgust and

the divergent act preceeded the dawn of a

small elephant in the town of

in the town of Haywood Jablowme, which is named after the great explorer of beautiful

yet disturbing 'City of flaming pengiuns', a place of

flaming chocolate bars with all the taste of a floating

armadillo. However, with the likelyhood of a small

thuderstorm which had been brewing on the horizon since dawn

...was a scary thought.