A. Tell them you hung yourself and the rope is too tight to talk so that's why you're writing.

 

Q. What's your favorite conspiracy theory?

A:The one concerning time travel experiments in the U.S.

 

Q:How much wood ,would a woodchuck, chuck if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?

A: I should think a certificate of death would be needed.

 

Q: What's your favourite area of maths (if you have one)?

A:The one where you work with numbers. :D/ um maybe number theory , sounds niffty

 

Q:How did plants happen to know that they need to have nice bright colours to attract bees for polloination?

Actually the question is how do plants know about Bees?

A: They don't; natural selection drives it all.

 

Q: Society can most easily do without jugglers, or fire-eaters?

A:No, they play a helpful role in life.Whatever that may be.

 

Q:If you were God would you want a wife?

A: Hell NO!

 

Q: What is the precise definition of E=MC2?

A: Erm, would that be Energy = Mass x (Speed of light) squared, in SI units? That is assuming that mass and the speed of light are both constant (the latter having come under some question lately). I get the feeling that this is a trick question and that I'm just making a fool of myself; the "precise" worries me, hence my fallback assumptions.

 

Q: How do you do ^superscript and _subscript when typing messages here?

 

EDIT: Thanks!

A: sub and sup tags

 

Q: 16. Stick or twist?

A: Twist, it`s not my money

 

Q: does a suntan make you more immune to the suns rays if you were born white?

A. No. Even people with black skin can get a sunburn.

 

Q. Favorite Douglas Adams book?

A: The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the first one, not all parts of the "trilogy")

 

Q: What's the tallest fully habitable building in the world at the moment?

A:The CN Tower???

 

Q:War on Iraq?

A. No.

 

Q. Favorite vacation spot?

A:somewhere in the mediterranian.

 

Q:Milkyway or Andromeda?

A: Milky way.

 

Q: Paracetemol or Aspirin?

A: Ibuprofen

 

Q: How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

A: Walk.

 

Q: Do you believe that mobile phones are a plague to the youth of the country?

A: Yes

 

You got it wrong. The answer is "Practice, wink". Father Ted?

 

Q: How can this be heaven if I haven't got the donkey I was promised?

A. The donkey must be shared. Your day is Wednesday.

 

Q. Carnegie hall NYC or Carnegie Hall Dunfermline?

Q:probably the latter.

 

A:Watermelon or cantalope.

I'm sure you meant for the Q and A to be the other way around there.

 

A: Watermelon - much nicer.

 

Q: Do you have a manual or electric toothbrush?

Q:probably the latter.

 

A:Watermelon or cantalope.

 

Yup Im messed.

A. Manual. My teeth are electric.

 

Q. How many blades in your razor?

A: I use an electric razor, so probably about 95

 

Q: Favourite website?