A: I do

 

Q: Why does the genome have so much junk dna?

A: I have absolutely no idea.

 

Q: What car do you have?

A. I don't have a car, only a licence, but I'm open for any donations.

 

Q. What killed the dinosaurs?

A: Mr.Slate from the Flintstones

 

Q: what is the difference between Love and Lust?

A: Love is Expencive and a Burden, Lust is highly desirable as it is easily renegotiable

 

Q: What is a synonym for a Lawyer?

A: Rat (rodent)

 

Q: What is the Matrix?

A:only if you need more than one.

 

Q:Favourite and least favourite movies?

wtf???

 

that answer make ZERO sense!?

 

A: hard to choose, I dislike so many, but probably anything too mushy/gushy IE: sleepless in seatle

 

Q: Why do Kamikazee pilots wear crash helmets?

A: So they aren't knocked unconscious before they can reach their target.

 

Q: Mashed or roasted?

A: like you have to ask... Roasted of course! ) is there any other way?

 

Q: why is Abreviation such a long word?

A: It's even longer if it's spelled Abbreviation Because words are only abstracts.

 

Q: How come the only time the stapler runs out is when you are using it?

A: Try not using it, I have, and it`s never happened!

 

Q: why is it, when you`re trying to find something, it`s ALWAYS in the last place you look??

A: lol, because when you look there, you've found it and don't have to look anywhere else

 

Q: If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be?

A: in my garden with my beer an BBQ

 

Q: why is the pit in an Avocado so disproportionaly large?

A: Because the monkeys said so.

 

Q: What's your favourite: StarCraft or Civilization?

A. Civilization

 

Q. Why have the questions digressed so far form blike's intent?

A: There's only so many questions you can ask before they start becoming stupid

 

Q: What type of shoes do you wear?

A: New Balance

 

Q: Have you ever seen someone spontaneously combust?*

 

*Have to fill my silly quotient for the day.

A:No, but I've seen this guy once burst into flames.He was close to the fire...

Seriously.

 

Q:Whats the stupidest thing youve ever done?

A: Ask this question below

 

 

Q: If u could murder a person and get away with the crime would you?

A:If you wanted to you could.

 

Q:Whos your favourite porn star?

A: porn == teh bad with the girlfriend etc

 

Q: Do any of you know what an Avid is?

A. Not exactly.

 

Q. Why don't the forums mark the threads read after I read them? They just constantly tell me there are new threads to read.

A: For some reason, after you've read a thread, you need to go back into the forum for which it was created. Very annoying.

 

(btw, an Avid is a type of video editing machine, I've got one sitting next to me )

 

Q: IDE or SCSI?

I did see that web site but wasn't sure that was what you were talking about.

I do go back to the forum after I read the thread, but it doesn't work. Mabey I'll PM faf or blike.

 

A. SCSI

 

Q. How late are you up on an average night?