how do some of you people get laid

 

 

you sit on your ass with your computer for 18 years, and then a girl walks into your house cause shes your brothers friend. you, being drunk enough to actually open your stupid mouth and say more than 3 words to a female without mumbling, have a conversation, during which you explain why you like your computer so much. you then draw a parallel to something in her life. 4 hours later she tells you shes taking you on a date to get you away from the flickering box on your desk.

 

all just guesses, of course.

how do some of you people get laid

 

we crawl up a chickens a$$ and wait

how do some of you people get laid

 

If only you knew...

Phi, you could have a semi.

That doesn't register with me. Is that like holding your number and flipping your bit?

OK, you guys are at about 99.5 on the creepy meter.

we crawl up a chickens a$$ and wait

There goes that extra half a creepy point.

Sex is binary. You're either turned on or you're turned off.

 

Pun and a half !!!

 

What's 111 binary?

Seven

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