A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

 

I particularly like this bit:

 

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

wtf....

 

Bestiality is horrible, why would they do that to the goat?? As this man's "wife" would it have to let him have it whenever he wants.

 

oo.. I just vomited a little.

Since it was midnight and very dark, I hope he got the right goat. If there is anything the world doesn't need it's another deadbeat da-a-a-a-d.

Since it was midnight and very dark, I hope he got the right goat. If there is anything the world doesn't need it's another deadbeat da-a-a-a-d.

lolly roffles.

 

this is seriously sick.

An elegant solution to a sticky problem?

The Welsh have treditionally had a solution to this problem. Without going into gory detail, it involves wearing wellington boots and using them to secure the goat's hind legs. A purely engineering problem and solution.

The Welsh have treditionally had a solution to this problem. Without going into gory detail, it involves wearing wellington boots and using them to secure the goat's hind legs. A purely engineering problem and solution.

 

I hear velcro gloves are also popular.

Love is love, who are we to judge? I mean, this is no worse than that poor actress having to marry Tom Cruise; better actually. Anyway, was the goat willing and of consenting age?

They're allowed to have multiple wives, right?

better actually. Anyway, was the goat willing and of consenting age?

 

Well it was bleating, but whether in pain or pleasure is not known. I think it was an obscure local dialect bleat.