The rabbis run away, and George Bush thinks he is alone when suddenly Bill Gates starts rising from the dead...

and suddenly microsoft kidnaps the rabbis forcing them to ....

 

(how did i know someone was going to mention circumcisions )

Go hunt for the Firefox that has been going through Bill Gate's garbage at nights.

(LOL)..... That firefox was really starting to tick Bill off, so Bill set off to find it, but first ......

he had to figure out a way to exist again.

And he couldn’t do it...and decided to give up and continue to remain in proverbial existence until the second coming of Christ.... mean while, back in reality...

Godzilla is once again continuing his quest to destroy Tokyo and all those damned annoying lights

and then batman threw a batgrenade at godzilla

 

(sorry have just listened to lemon demon's "Ultimate showdown")

but missed because batman is a horrible crime fighter....

the aliens watching him on tv snort with laughter, one chokes on his popcorn.

Bill gates thinking the aliens are christs second coming.....climbs in thru the landing pods and gets inside and immediately....

starts devising more ways to crash a computer, hoping to slow them with infinite loops but

a super hero of such proportions never seen before spontainously appears to stop him!

Giant Pancake Man! Dah da dum, he can't move, but he can, um...

drain trees of their life giving sap! WHich he can use to....

weaken the very fabric of space-time itself! luckily......

einstein showed up to fix it, but there was something wrong, his hair was combed and

his IQ had dropped 45 points! what was he to do....!

When suddenly he heard a knock on the door: it was the kidnapped penguin from the zoo! But little did he know...

*snip* double post some mod delete this plz

That the penguin was really the kidnapper and the master mind behind the...

That the penguin was really the kidnapper and the master mind behind the...

 

....warp drive... which the aliens stole from Tom Cruise. As he engaged it, the spaceship....

Dropped off the Anti-Christ, who really was, in fact,...

a small puppy, with a tail that...

looked like a cucumber.