I thought it might be fun to try this. Here's what you do:

I'll start the story with one sentence. Then, you continue the story with one more sentence. After that, someone continues the story the same way, and so on. Our goal is to make a long, funny story. OK, lets start.

 

 

It was a dark and stormy night,

and as I peered out the window, I saw the power pole crash to the ground in a hail of sparks.

I awoke in horror, to find myself in a prison cell.

i then looked out the window and saw a huge, blinding flash of light, then a mushroom cloud in the distance

I realized that my life depended on getting out of there.

But it already seemed to be to late.

But...wait! Theres a loose brick!

I removed the brick to find an old map.

the map showed a secret faster way outa the house

Then I realized that the map was four years old, as it had the Balkan peninsula entirely screwed up (things change there), so I threw it out as worthless.

I sat down dejectedly on the cold floor to contemplate my next move...

Then Morpheus appeared with two pills, a red and a blue

But I switch off the TV, no time for movies now.

Then there was a very loud crashing noise...

It was Bill Gates on a motorcycle crashing through the skylight overhead!

I hit bill gates over the head with the prison laptop that I stole...that wouldn't boot up.

When I went to take unconscious Bill Gates wallet, I found something else more remarkable in his front pocket...

It was some type of new portable computer, unlike anything I ever saw before.

But it also wouldn't boot up so I smashed it on his head again...then a key fell out.

Then I noticed a locked door near the back of the prison, so I put the key in and slowly opened the door.

Which activated a motion sensor so I had to

quickly build a sword to slash the sensors .

this was unsucessful, fortunately the sensors were crap and didn't go off...

but then, just as I was leaving I heard the mating call of a pretty woman

Hi there honey!