the real deal holyfielholy grail

gee that aint to good, here

is link to good view

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/antiquemaps/message/27

May I ask what the heck i'm looking at?

 

Subject: visual proof of god?

 

(j) JFK's head in a natural rock formation

 

Proof of God??

I think he's trying to sell a map to the Holy Grail by putting it online.

 

Fztttpop.

 

I'd pay good money for someone else to find the thing and watch their face when they realise - too late - what it actually does.

it's a holy artifact, it doesn't DO anything, it's just...holy...

Okay, fine, what it supposedly does according to the ancient bearded dudes.

 

!I!O:@$

it shows the true nature of reality,control over

nature,time,thought , and history.

 

it is a story,the story of procreation,from a mans head(kauai)

to a penis(oahu) an erect penis and testes(the next three islands)

to a female(maui) to a female giving birth to a baby island still

underwater(Hawaii).

 

all using place names, myths, and natural forces.

Originally posted by zardoz

it shows the true nature of reality,control over

nature,time,thought , and history.

 

so basically its laced with lsd/dmt/peyote/etc

rofl

 

I really wish I could see some dumb-ass stoner hippy find the thing and try to make it give him the world.

 

From a distance of course.

O_o

hehe

Originally posted by Sayonara³

Okay, fine, what it supposedly does according to the ancient bearded dudes.

 

 

Please, do tell us what "ancient bearded dudes" say it will do. Or are you getting real life confused with "Raiders of the Lost Ark".

 

As far as I know, the only thing from the bible that is bad to mess with is the Ark. Whatever you do, dont touch it, lol.

So, it's actually you who's getting confused between real life and Indiana Jones then?

 

Insofar as we can call the bible "real life", anyway. I'd put a lot more faith in the historical integrity of the Dead Sea Scrolls and similar sources.

 

I have no idea whatsoever what the Grail does (or if it ever existed). But I think it's more realistic to assume it should not be meddled with by hedonistic, self-serving men, rather than assuming it can be made to dole out riches and power on demand.

Whoa, that was freakin vulgar. Whats the point of it anyway?

 

 

BTW The holy grail is in my grandmothers attic.

What was vulgar?

the entire thing. You clicked the link and read it right? Its all about sex, not in any symbolistic or sacred way either--- surely you would get the concept of if you read the crap

HA, read "(M)"

 

O_o

zardoz, son of Zarkov, has brought us the next revolution in science!

ROFL.

by the by, everything on that map is factual,

the language is either taken directly from

a book on Hawaiian mythology in connection

to placenames, or they are tourist places,

or other real things.

Does this mean the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch exists too?

 

(for all you people who don't get this, it's from the film 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' or some such title, too tired to care/remember)

Spoiled by the explanation