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Moontanman

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  1. How far from the Sun does diminishing radiation limit the use of your design?
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMbATaj7Il8
  3. I feel their pain....
  4. The human race is doomed... http://www.theonion.com/video/new-wearable-computer-also-sucks-your-dick,33017/
  5. Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, 'Hello?' 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' ***After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.' 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, Right now.' Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.' 'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.' A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it, Daddy.' 'And what happened, honey?' 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now she isn't moving at all!' 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?' 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window And into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water Last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.' Long Pause Longer Pause Even Longer Pause Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ........... Is this 486-5731?' No, I think you have the wrong number.........
  6. How do you connect the reflector to the engine and inhabited modules? A solar sail which your diagram resembles drags the module behind it so tensioned carbon fiber would light and strong but pushing that mirror seems to be a significant problem...
  7. I remember actually buying that issue of Mad magazine....
  8. Of course not TR, it's probably still snowing where you are....
  9. I don't know how to make this little flic play here but this is seriously funny.... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=490815927671395&set=vb.432290810190574&type=2&theater
  10. Take me to your leader!
  11. Creationist wedding hazard.... You'll need a prescription for that....
  12. Live in the city? Frustrated because you can't go hunting in your house? Roaches running rampant? This is the answer to that need to kill something! http://bugasalt.com/

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