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Characterization and the Conundrum of the Ten Foot Long Arm

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Some months back I was was daydreaming and I encounted some people that notified me that I had a ten foot long arm. I politely looked over and saw a strangely artistic blue ten foot long arm. Such a situation raises a few curious questions. For instance, how do I apply such a characterization? If someone described me as ornery, I can shrug that off and work with it, throughout the day. If someone suggested that I go hiking, I might consider that. A ten foot long arm however is a more thorny matter. I wasn't quite sure where to put the thing. In the end I decided to just have a quirky category and leave it there for a while. I also consider the assistance of morphism, where I might form an arm of awesomeness, then morph the arm back to normal. Morphism allows for exploration with benefits. I could have hundred feet long legs and wade through a thousand foot tall forest canopy if I wanted to have a little fun. This isn't psychiatric to me. I just like to have fun.

 

Author: David Elkins

If someone described me as ornery, I can shrug that off and work with it, throughout the day.

 

Shrugging with 10 foot long arms is pretty ornery.

 

People with 10 foot long arms feed each other.

 

If the elbows aren't close to the halfway point, they'd have to.

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