Jump to content

Questions about bodily use of vaseline

Featured Replies

Hi:

 

Vaseline consists of a 100% pure petroleum ["petrolatum"] jelly. It is usually used on the lips to protect them from dryness and the painful redness caused by such dryness.

 

Will eating this vaseline do any of the following?:

 

1. Suppress appetite [due to its greasy nature]?

2. Cause the consumer's kakaa to stink unusually badly [steatorrhea usually stinks badlier than other forms of kakaa]? I believe greasy substances tend to carry odors more efficiently than non-greasy substances. This is why most perfumes and other aromatic cosmetic products tend to have oily bases. As usual, however, I could be wrong.

3. Cause the barf, burps, and belches of the consumer to stink worse than if he/she/it does not consume vaseline?

 

 

Thanks,

 

GX

Edited by Green Xenon

I believe that history says that the German scientists who invented petroleum jelly were looking for a way to make it edible. That doesn't mean that it is a good idea to eat though, in my opinion.

 

 

How much is too much? if you are using it as a sexual lube ingesting small amounts is a given.

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.