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Where is YT2095 ?

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Have not seen him posting for a long time... :(

He probably still lives where he did when he left sfn :P. But I feel that wasn't really your question. Perhaps more to the point: he decided not to post on sfn anymore a few years ago (at least I think it was a few years), and apparently stuck to his plan.

Where's YT2095? Probably on another mission in Her Majesty's Secret Service. Actually, his name is 00-2095 and he's one of MI-6's cheapest agents. Most of the best spy gadgets are taken since he's fairly far down the list of 00 operatives, so he's known as The Resourceful One. He doesn't drive an Aston Martin with a tricked out engine, he's got a Mini-Cooper with a hyperglycemic weasel on a hamster wheel. Back in 1995, he infiltrated Qadhafi's palace in Libya, garrotted the guards using his own hair and replaced the terrorist leader with a kinder, gentler, robotic version he cobbled together using a GameBoy, 2 packs of gum and a pair of toenail clippers. Using an old hatbox as a hat almost gave the whole thing away, but now it's Moammar's trademark. It was the robot that was overthrown recently, which explains a few things.

 

YT2095, cheers to you, mate, we all toast you with a vodka martini, super-sized, not shaken.

Last I heard he was busy with teething issues in his radiation hardened chillies.

 

If you think teething problems are difficult with babies try it out with some 7 foot radioactive mutant naga jolokias.

If you think teething problems are difficult with babies try it out with some 7 foot radioactive mutant naga jolokias.

Any idea where I could get some?

Any idea where I could get some?

Just buy some habaneros and give them a good two second spritz of law enforcement grade pepper spray. You won't know the difference. Not after the third one, anyway.

Just buy some habaneros and give them a good two second spritz of law enforcement grade pepper spray. You won't know the difference. Not after the third one, anyway.

Actually I will know the difference. I was growing my own habaneros 20 years ago because they were not available at the grocers. I've managed to get my hands on a few naga jolokias and I read a news piece not long ago on a hybrid called the naga viper, a mutant naga jolokia, but haven't been able to obtain any yet so I'll gladly check out any source that might yield a few ;)

Actually I will know the difference. I was growing my own habaneros 20 years ago because they were not available at the grocers. I've managed to get my hands on a few naga jolokias and I read a news piece not long ago on a hybrid called the naga viper, a mutant naga jolokia, but haven't been able to obtain any yet so I'll gladly check out any source that might yield a few ;)

Well good luck. From what I understand, you can't get seeds through the mail because they haven't figured out a container that won't melt. Even when they do, the USPS thinks it's bad PR to have postal workers running around in level A suits. Your only hope is to travel to where someone is growing them, but not by plane. If TSA won't let you carry scissors, you think they'd let you on board with a WMD like a naga viper? You could disable every passenger on a 707 with one of those.

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