Today at school, we had a power outage. A squerrel got into a transformer. I just thought some of you would find it amusing.

You have school ALREADY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THAT I find amusing.

that isn't nice

Sorry.

I start next week.

i'm sorry, but i found it extremely funny. i guess am a just a sick and twisted alien vampire.

At least you're honest about it.

The power went out at my school too, maybe there is a squirrel conspiracy.

They are obviously terrorist suicide squads and must be bombed from the air, wherever they live.

they are planning to take over the world, one school at a time. we must destroy every tree, so they have no homes. *insert evil laugh*

Hmmm... the power to run a school and maybe surrounding homes...

 

 

HOW did they know it was a squirrel? LOL )

In Dilbert it was predicted that the world would be taken over by squirrels and humans would be forced to work in nut mines.

Peanuts (groundnuts) are a Squirrels always "next best" choice, and since Peanuts are the only ones to grow underground (mines), that would seem highly unlikely.

 

I think Dilbert was just being silly

 

 

(and if you take this seriously, you need shooting too! LOL)

We must destroy the SRA (small rodent army).

Soon they'll take over all the schools ,on second thought I don't like school anyway...

You have school ALREADY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THAT I find amusing.

 

You still go to school?

 

And have essentially zero disposable income?

 

HOW did they know it was a squirrel? LOL )

power company removed it smoking charred carcass form the transformer

I`m surprised there was anything identifiable left, carbon`s quite conductive too, but I`de have thought the water turing into instant steam would have blown its little rodent body into next week LOL

We used to have guinea fowl. The stupid birds regularly committed suicide by landing on the transformer. Finally, the power company told me that if it happened one more time, they would charge me for the repair.

 

It did continue to happen occasionally, but before I called Vepco, I would get all the guys out in the shop to pick up the carcass and all the feathers.

 

There was also a woodpecker that thought the transformer was a wonderful drumming plate - he miscued also.

there are EASIER ways to cook your birds for dinner

 

I`ll bet it stunk though (

I`ve smelled burned feathers before, it`s not pleastant

there are EASIER ways to cook your birds for dinner

 

i suggest army grade flame throwers, but its really up to you