It is towel day today.

 

of course i know where my towel is, i'm wearing it.

Is it soaked in nutrients in case of emergency?

no, but it is wetted for both cooling and combat purposes.

IA, I'm disappointed in you.

 

Soak it in soluble nutrients and have the best of both worlds.

yes, well, obviously you've never wore a towel soaked in nutrients. it leaves you ver very sticky. while this is suitible for climbing walls and annoying people, it isn't wanted when drying off after a shower.

 

as it happens, i have a washcloth thats soaked in nutrients just in case.

I'm a frood who really knows where his towel is.

ah, but are you a hoopy frood?

My towel is in bad need of a wash

just pour some of that ol' janx spirit over it. that should wipe out any enlightened civilizations of bacteria that may be forming.

I trailed my towel around Uni with me on Tuesday, I got a few looks Especially is mine is a red and white one with "Don't panic" written on it.... in large friendly letters