atheistwar99 Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 (edited) Thank you very much! Atheists ROCK!!! ************************** ************************************ see, you glorious people have last names like first names, which is kinda cute! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster ************************************************************ how about I believe in WHATEVER I want - even in the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! - and you do the same! ************************************************************ let me show you the end results of this particular *SUCCESSFUL SCIENTIFIC MODE* of thinking that is called *CRITICAL THINKING*, which is completely in line with all human objectives... this style has been perfected by dawkins, pz, randi and the other *NEW ATHEISTS* ******************* THE BOOBQUAKE - 911! ******************** hey, atheists APPLAUD BOOBIES!!! they think BOOBIES are grrrRRRRRREAT!!!! see, I just want to make it clear to the rest of you: I am a complete and utter moron with a short fuse and very little powder. If my brains were gasoline, I couldn't drive a motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio! see how we take a term and convert it into its AUTHENTIC POLITICAL DIMENSION - THAT OF LIBERATION - not just merely harmless expression... If you understand what I just said, please explain it to me! ____________ FOR THE *CRITICAL THINKER* called m.shermer this is your *FINAL WARNING* Stop wearing my dresses!!! ____________________________________ the really SHARP END OF OCCAM’S RAZOR… they mix SKEPTICISM with ATHEISM… KABOOM… Now I want you to listen to this little genius... Randi: When I see your radiant smile I understand why you are a hero to me! _________________________________ now I want you to watch this word from our sponsor... FRUIT LOOPS they start looping when you pour them into a bowl... _____________________ Atheists, but you have NO PANTS LIKE MINE... therefore you FAIL... the PANTS OF PINKNESS ********************************* I SHAVE MY EYEBROWS!!! ********************************** THE REAL QUESTION: DOES ATHEISM HAVE A FUTURE? AND THE ANSWER - MAYBE! Atheists, GET OUT THERE AND PLAY you little puppies do nothing but bark… and you try to eliminate on my picnic blanket… but you LOST… THE PICKLE FROM MY SANDWICH Hoover Dam, Atheists! FINALE: Have I said this before? Oh yes, more times than is reasonable! *********************************** http://Imalittleteapot.free0host.com/ *********************************** PULLING THE PLUG on my paranoia bye Einstein puts the REAL in Relativity… ************************************* You should go look at YouTube sometime! ************************************* atheists deny that bread exists… WHITE OR WHOLE WHEAT, ATHEISTS? ******************************** ***************************LIGHT RYE********* ************************************ ___________ E=MC2 ____________ I hope to one day be DOWN THE TOILET!!! _______________________________________ see, you degenerates have last names like first names, which again, I find very cute. DOUBLE! FOR THE WIN!!! ____________________________________ Now look at this! I have mittens on! _____________ MINT JELLY! _____________________ UNDERSTAND!!!? Shermer - Randi - Myers - Harris - Dawkins VS. NOSTRADAMUS - EINSTEIN - MARKUZE you are undermatched in this basketball game!!! besides, Nostradamus can't jump... -------------------------------------- Repent and turn to God or be atheists... OK, ATHEISTS? ******************************** ***************************REPENT********* ************************************ or atheism... OR LIGHT BEER! NOW, renounce your *atheism* and become KIRBY VACUUM SALESMEN and FIGHT THE GOD FIGHT! Edited May 13, 2010 by Phi for All Just a little sparfing fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 This time it seems different.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 It's right on the verge of being entertaining... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 It's right on the verge of being entertaining...I'll do a better job next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genecks Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 (edited) ...renounce your *atheism* and become KIRBY VACUUM SALESMEN and FIGHT THE GOD FIGHT! I support this user's message. I think there could be a large market for people with B.S. degrees to sell vacuum cleaners that don't put microbes back into the air. One of the problems with other vacuum cleaners is that they suck up dirt and germs off the ground, but when the bag fills with air, it puts the germs back into the air. ALSO... <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDfrwHHScxg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDfrwHHScxg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Edited May 16, 2010 by Genecks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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