It's Time For Blaire To Get Married....and She Needs Your Help!

 

Come on people, woman is in need. Only 165 days left for her engagment and she needs more candidates. Where's your altruism? VOLUNTEER NOW! Don't ask want Blaire can do for you, ask what you can do for Blaire!

i'm already sorted mate

Hmmm, well. She's in America, and would like someone close to where she lives in Jersey. Plus, they have to be Jewish. Also, able to hold her above their heads.

 

I'm doubting I fit the bill here. I ain't moving to Jersey or joining a religion on the off chance of a date. On top of that repeated attempts to go to the gym have failed.

 

 

Actually, there is something a bit sinister about her approach to finding a husband. How come there are no reports of subsiquent dates, what happened to the guys?

Also, able to hold her above their heads.

Pass her James Earl Jones' phone number.

For a minute, I thought you were talking about Tony Blair. Now that would've been comedy.

For a minute, I thought you were talking about Tony Blair. Now that[/i'] would've been comedy.

 

What?, her name is spelled Blaire not Blair...you should know you live in the UK

It was originally posted in the politics forum, and it's not unreasonable to consider that the O/P could have made a typo.

Odd priorities I think; Marriage 1st - to whom 2nd. It doesn't bode well.

Odd priorities I think; Marriage 1st - to whom 2nd. It doesn't bode well.

 

She likes astrology. Logic can't be a strong point.

Marry Ethan Levin Honey!

Hodel, oh Hodel, have I made a match for you.

He's handsome! He's young! All right, he's 62.

But he's a nice man, a good catch. True? True!

I promise you'll be happy. And even if you're not,

There's more to life than that. Don't ask me what!

 

Chava! I've found him! Will you be a lucky bride!

He's handsome. He's tall! That is, from side to side.

But he's a nice man, a good catch, Right? Right!

You've heard he has a temper. He'll beat you every night.

But only when he's sober- so you're all right!

 

Did you think you'd get a prince?

Well I do the best I can.

With no dowry, no money, no family background,

Be glad you got a man!

It was originally posted in the politics forum, and it's not unreasonable to consider that the O/P could have made a typo.

 

Sorry ,i didnt know that but why was it in politics?

Who knows?

 

Dreamer, I suspect.

She likes astrology. Logic can't be a strong point.

 

Astrology thats nothing, i know crazy people that believe in this "God" thing...wow, they say hes all powerful and stuff.Crazy isnt it.He even has this book.And lotsa religions and crap, these days people believe in anything.

Who knows?

 

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Bad decisions on his part.

Too lazy to send you personal message. Tesso, what is your avitar of?