best from a film:

"i am invincible!"

-boris (goldeneye)

 

best not staged (tied):

"Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

(To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity.)

-karl marx

 

"I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man."

Facing his assassin, Mario Teran, a Bolivian soldier.

-ernesto che guevara

"I've been counting, and you're out of bullets!"

 

"Just don't drop it!"

 

"I can't see a thing. Anybody got a match?"

"I don't get why people are so afraid of bears, they seem so cute I'm going to pet one right now. Oh, why hello you cute little be..."

All they found was blood.

Because personally I think it's 24 spam posts.

 

More like 34 am i rite

30 dear.

30 dear.

 

You and your counting ways. WELL HAVE AT YOU!

"Either this wall paper goes, or I do!" Oscar Wilde, he was in a French hotel for the last years of his life, and hated the wall paper. He frequently complained about them.

"I found the switch, but where's the blade?"--Homer Simpson

 

I had one on here and it was deleted. who did it and why?

I had one on here and it was deleted. who did it and why?

 

This message has been deleted by Sayonara³. Reason: Deleted AGAIN because it's bad taste.

"this thread is stupid, let's talk about monkeys! Is this spam?"

Demosthenes' last words before Sayanora strangled him to death

Strangulation you say?   Doctor Z is on the case already.

This is getting so hilarious I can't stand it anymore.

 

AAARGH!

Nostradamus (Michel de Notre Dame) 1503-1566"Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here."

Gollum "Precious, precious, precious! My Precious! O my Precious!"

HAL-9000"Dave, stop. Stop will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a-fraid. . . . Good afternoon, I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th of January 1992. my instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I could sing it for you. . . . It's called 'Daisy.' Dai-sy, Dai-sy, give me your answer true. I'm half cra-zy o-ver the love of you. It won't be a sty-lish mar-riage. I can't afford a car-riage---"Movie: 2001: A Space Odyssey, 1968

Heh, what just happened here?

Some kids abusing their ICT privileges at school.

 

I've complained to their faculty.

Woah... I was posting here when suddenly you deleted all of that part of the thread, and it wouldn't let me...

 

Oh well.

It was spam anyways.

 

"Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!!" -the Black Knight's probable last words, with no arms or legs.(remember Monty Python?)

what r u talkin about and wat r ICT privileges?

I've had enough of this thread ta.

 

Closed because I am sick of trimming spam and trolling out of it, and I think we all know it's not going to get any better.