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[18:09] <AzurePhoenix> dammit... these arent my pants...

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<Incarnation>: ... i love you guys

<buttacup>: mmmmmmm

<buttacup>: what did I miss?

Incarnation kisses buttacup

<Incarnation>: not much, i lost my mind

<Incarnation>: not the first time this has happened

<UnintentionalChaos>: you had one?

<Incarnation>: i'd like to think so

<buttacup>: I forgot to eat supper

<buttacup>: oh oh

<Incarnation>: soldiers are red

<Incarnation>: soldiers are blue

<Incarnation>: fighting a war

<Incarnation>: falling for you

<Incarnation>: yeah, im sorry

<Incarnation>: gonna go

<buttacup>: ummmmmmmmmmmm

<buttacup>: roses are red

<buttacup>: my face is too

<buttacup>: so wtf

<buttacup>: else is there to do\

<buttacup>: lol

<buttacup>: I think I've mentioned prior my innate ability to make others run away

+++ ChanServ has given voice to Aerv

<buttacup>: ervvvvvv

<Aerv>: buttsex?

<buttacup>: yeah

<buttacup>: ............

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A two-fer:

 

<Aerv> I'm bored of WoW, honestly :/ <- It finally happened!!!! The world must be ending.

 

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<AzurePhoenix> I found your thread on glass stirring rods to be both engaging and stimulating

<UnintentionalChaos> lol

<UnintentionalChaos> kinky

<AzurePhoenix> ... this is rare for me but i cant even muster some form of followup mockery

* UnintentionalChaos wins

<AzurePhoenix> this is proof of the evil nature of alcohol

<UnintentionalChaos> bwahaha

* AzurePhoenix beats Chaos with a sack of bottles

<UnintentionalChaos> the pain is worth it

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<@AzurePhoenix> ... ive lost my pants again

 

[17:17] <AzurePhoenix> haiiiiii

[17:17] <mooeypoo> you know, I love the fact you're back.

[17:17] <AzurePhoenix> the preview for it was basically an onsaught of terrifying religious scenes and clips

[17:17] <AzurePhoenix> me? :D

[17:18] <mooeypoo> I seem to have less quotable quotes in the quote-thread though.

[17:18] <mooeypoo> you damn quote thread hijacker.

[17:18] <AzurePhoenix> i dont mean to :P

[17:18] <mooeypoo> and yet, you do... youuuuu doooo...

[17:18] <mooeypoo> it's all the conspiracy of sexiness. Admit it!!!!!

[17:18] <mooeypoo> or, well, either that or you're paying ydoaps.

[17:19] <AzurePhoenix> ... ive lost my pants again

[17:19] <mooeypoo> there we go.

[17:19] <AzurePhoenix> :P and the funny thing is im serious :P

[17:19] <mooeypoo> I just can't top that.

[17:19] * mooeypoo flies over to help you look

[17:20] <AzurePhoenix> meh... black pants back pants... shouldnt be hard to find... there's only three pairs of um in this damn place...

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[00:33] <@AzurePhoenix> ooh ooh should i be a virgin?!

[00:33] <+mooeypoo> yeah right

[00:33] <+mooeypoo> how good of an actress are you?

[00:34] <+Raxo> AzurePhoenix, yes

[00:34] <@AzurePhoenix> I havent ever gotten a customer complaint at work

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[16:28] <javagamer> [15:32] <insane_alien> so i shouted out and had just finished taking of the flaming boxers when my family comes to the door of the kitchen

[16:28] <AzurePhoenix> oh i missed that bit

[16:28] <AzurePhoenix> he has a family?

 

and

 

[17:04] <AzurePhoenix> i want my meat to moo when i fork it

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you missed like all of the backstory of that quote.

I think it's better without it. Let people guess.

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I think it's better without it. Let people guess.

 

I think I'm going to have to check my logs for that!

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<Lord-P>: you know what

<Lord-P>: you guys suck

 

What are we going to do without the Mighty Dons of Science?

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[18:57] <ydoaPs> John, ready to make me a mod yet?

[18:58] <ydoaPs> I hear there's a spot available to replace YT

[18:58] <ydoaPs> and I'm pretty much awesome

[18:58] <John> wtf

[18:58] <John> where's yt

[18:58] <John> bro

[18:58] <John> i'm so out of it

[18:58] <ydoaPs> he left

[18:58] <ydoaPs> got all pissy

[18:59] <UnintentionalChaos> a while ago...

[18:59] <John> lul

[18:59] <John> about what

[18:59] <John> urls

[18:59] <John> pzl

[18:59] <ydoaPs> John, I don't have mod forum access

[19:00] <John> i'm skimming it now

[19:00] <ydoaPs> moo can tell you all about it, though

[19:00] <ydoaPs> I've been around forever and I'm like the coolest non-staff dude

[19:00] <John> fo sho

[19:00] <John> you could replace me

[19:01] <ydoaPs> you're leaving?

[19:01] <John> no

[19:01] <John> i'm just farily idle most of the time

[19:01] <ydoaPs> ah

[19:01] <John> due to work requiremnets

[19:02] <ydoaPs> My job has me doing nothing right now.....playing on facebook all day

[19:02] <ydoaPs> and I have 4 days a week off

[19:03] <John> i need to talk to the admins

[19:03] <ydoaPs> word

[19:03] <UnintentionalChaos> noooooo. ydoaPs does not need power.

[19:04] <UnintentionalChaos> NEVER

[19:04] <ydoaPs> how many are there? just you, sayo, and cap'n?

[19:04] <John> how long ago was YT's departure

[19:04] <John> yea, 4 admins

[19:04] <ydoaPs> a month or so

[19:04] <John> 4 of which are uber busy these days

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<DJBruce>: so you becoming a mod Ydoaps

<buttacup>: no I think there's a no cuties allowed policy

<buttacup>: :P

<buttacup>: (should yo attain mod plz disregard statement :))

<UC>: ydoaPs shouldn't be given any more power than operating a plunger.

<buttacup>: ^Irony

<buttacup>: or ironical statement

<UC>: eh?

<buttacup>: Nuclear power technician

<UC>: I know. :\ I fear for my life

<buttacup>: yus

<UC>: hence "shouldn't"

<buttacup>: wonder who the smart ass was

<buttacup>: hey let's give the job to him

 

 

:P

 

I'm sorry daddyO

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[22:44] <AzurePhoenix> The best part about Jesus is that if you're stuck on a desert island with him, you can kill, roast and eat him every three days


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[10:57] * Klaynos glares at buttacup

[10:57] <buttacup> what I do?

[10:57] <buttacup> I'm soryy

[10:57] * Klaynos points to the quotes thread

[10:57] <buttacup> :(

[11:02] <Klaynos> meanie

[11:03] <buttacup> me

[11:03] <buttacup> oO

[11:04] <Klaynos> calling ydoaPs should be a fireing squad offence

[11:05] * buttacup hugz yoDaddy

[11:05] <buttacup> sorry

[11:05] <buttacup> for whatever I called you

[11:05] <buttacup> ; )

[11:06] <buttacup> cutie

[11:06] <buttacup> ??

[11:07] <buttacup> a menace to south central????

[11:07] <Klaynos> calling ydoaPs cute** should be a fireing squad offence

[11:07] <Klaynos> sorry, it appears I left the important word out there

[11:08] * buttacup stands against brick wall awaiting her punishment

[11:08] <Klaynos> lol

[11:08] <Klaynos> it's the only humane way

[11:08] <buttacup> I understand

[11:08] <buttacup> fire away

[11:08] <Klaynos> go to wait for mooey, she's up against the wall too..

[11:09] <Klaynos> got*

[11:09] <Klaynos> my typing is not good today!

[11:09] <buttacup> we get a bugle sign off right

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just because he said i shouldn't

 

[22:44] <+ydoaPs> I think buttacup might have stolen my pants

[22:44] <+ydoaPs> i have no clue what happened to my clothes

[22:44] <+Raxo> you ate them

[22:44] <+ydoaPs> no, you're the fatass....i'm just husky

[22:45] <+ydoaPs> i swear to god, if this ends up on the quote thread, i'm gonna airsoft you n the balls

 

 

<+ydoaPs> i'ma go j*** off to tubgirl and 2 girls 1 cup

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just because he said i shouldn't

 

[22:44] <+ydoaps> i think buttacup might have stolen my pants

[22:44] <+ydoaps> i have no clue what happened to my clothes

[22:44] <+raxo> you ate them

[22:44] <+ydoaps> no, you're the fatass....i'm just husky

[22:45] <+ydoaps> i swear to god, if this ends up on the quote thread, i'm gonna airsoft you n the balls

 

lies

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[22:18] <Aether> say you give up.

[22:18] <buttacup> I give up

[22:18] <ydoaPs> is one jesus enough to last three days?

[22:18] <buttacup> I'll even post that

[22:18] <AzurePhoenix> oh definitely

[22:18] <ydoaPs> buttacup, giving it up, eh?

[22:18] <ydoaPs> i guess you're done being a virgin

[22:18] <ydoaPs> Raxo, go at it

[22:19] <Raxo> ydoaPs :P

[22:19] <AzurePhoenix> but eventually i think eating alotve Jesus would be like eating nothing but rabbit, too little fat, eventual caloric starvation

[22:19] * ChanServ gives voice to buttacup

[22:19] -ChanServ/#sfn- VOICE command used for buttacup by ydoaPs

[22:19] -ChanServ- Voiced buttacup on channel #sfn.

[22:19] <buttacup> k I gave up

[22:19] <buttacup> post plzzzzzzzzzzzz

[22:19] <ydoaPs> to Raxo ?

[22:19] <buttacup> yus

[22:19] <buttacup> Raxo is sooooo sexy

[22:20] <buttacup> I got up on top and rode that cowboy

[22:20] <Raxo> Where was i for this?

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[17:54] <AzurePhoenix> zerg = fuzzwood's ejaculate?

[17:54] <Aerv> ^Those were so freaking good

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(@AzurePhoenix) ydoaPs's version of monogamy is sticking to one hand

 

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[13:00] <Gilded> "kleinwolf has been banned for 7 days for persistent creepy pervy-ness" rofl

[13:01] <mooeypoo> haha yeah

[13:03] <insane_alien> i imagine he's on a few lists already

[13:03] <insane_alien> might as well join our ban list

[13:04] <Gilded> If only he had a pedobear avatar

[13:04] <Gilded> Or pedowolf

[13:07] <ydoaPs> Gilded, i thought pedobear was reserved for you

[13:09] <Gilded> He's a completely different entity although we share some common interests

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In reference to detecting ghosts:

 

[19:06] <Munga> It is REALLY REALLY hard to make a camera that takes a photo of something that is in someone's head.

[19:06] <Munga> Unless it's an X-ray of a nailgun accident.

[19:06] <Munga> Those are always funny.

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LINK IS NSFW

 

 

[16:29] <insane_alien> who the hell would want an iphone?

[16:33] <Gilded> http://s40.radikal.ru/i090/0908/3b/900f157fefb2.jpg <- those guys

[16:34] <insane_alien> ROFL

[16:34] <insane_alien> its funny because its true

[16:37] <ydoaPs> Gilded would have a picture at hand containing several penises

[16:38] * javagamer has quit (Client exited)

[16:39] <Gilded> Well you know, /b/ and all that

[16:40] <Gilded> A couple of minutes of browsing and you're bound to have several penises at hand

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NSFW warning on that link btw

 

Shouldn't that be assumed since it was provided by gilded?

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