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I am drunk.

I be not sober.

In the morning,

i'll be hungover.

 

Some drunken poetry from the alien thats insane. woohoo!

You make me drunk just reading that!

I suggest a core dump followed by a massive intake of water

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And thats what happens when i spend a night drinking cocktails. now i'm skint.

Starkle, starkle, little twink,

Who the hell I am you think.

I am not under the affluence of incohol,

As many thinkle peep I be.

 

But boy, do I fool feelish.

 

:D

Okay time to hijack this thread.

 

So why is it then when you wake-up after a night of likely excessive drinking drink a coffee (or not).

And then perceed to have a "core-dump"?

 

I don't get it. The volume of this thing is typically what one expects to accumulate over a few days!!!

Just too massive to be possible.

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I don't get it. The volume of this thing is typically what one expects to accumulate over a few days!!!

Just too massive to be possible.

 

i was wondering this myself. i think i dropped a few kg's

A large mass with no visible source?

 

U-reek-a. We've found "Dark Matter".:D

I am drunk.

I be not sober.

In the morning,

i'll be hungover.

 

Reminds me of a great quote by Winston Churchill that always makes me laugh...

 

Lady Astor- Sir, you are drunk again!'

Churchill - Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Just to be pedantic, the lady was (battling) Bessie Braddock and his reply was "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning".

...and its where the sun don't shine. :P

And as further proof.

 

Large amounts of this matter are normally associated with concentrations of Graffiti.:D

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