but had all the characteristics of pickle, it was later divised he was

too long to write about, i cant, how??

Nonsense! He was later devised to be a robotic puppy, and he was Scar's evil offspring, and he killed Simba, so Disney

made a new simba that didn't look anything like the original so they were sued by animal rights groups.

who promptly created a show with vegeatarian carnivors, which led to

a plant rebellion that

mutated into....crabgrass that started spreading to....

all areas of the earth, threatening to send mankind into extinction by conquering gardens and lawns, insinuating that people have to **actually** weed and get off the couch, but then

the robotic puppy anti-Christ with a cucumber/pickle tail got jealous of all that verdant foliage and, um, wet it to death.

Which started the countdown to the Apocalypse that CNN announced would...

....take place as soon as Hamas won an election....