Bill Gates remains "suspended" in time and space forever, existing in this paradoxical time, space continuum, until suddenly.....

Bunnies!!! Lots of cute little bunnies (with no connection whatsoever to the vagaries of various computer operating systems) showed up.

The bunnies continued to gather until there were so many bunnies that all the hopping created a catastrophic earthquake, tearing the earth apart. There is only way to....

go, I decided to purchase the game of the software company. It was a risk but...

who can go wrong with a game about little green aliens getting eaten by giant nerds and geeks?

Then i realised that I was a little green alien.

 

(We should so publish this as an e-book)

A nerd was about to eat me when a giant ape came and rescued me.

but the ape squeezed me too tightly and i popped out of his hand, only to land in.......

woelen's flask of 18M sulfuric acid. Realizing that he landed in a pile of evil acid, he immediately proceeded to...

sing the national anthem because...

That’s what people do when they are dissolving to death.... luckily for him he was able to....

find a base to turn the acid into water, and then open a swimming pool.

He became unfathomably rich, marry Paris Hilton (sorry dude), and....

got his finger stuck in.....

Gelatin! But not just any kind of gelatin, it was Jell-O! There were mountains of it and suddenly...

he fell into a tub of nitric acid....

Nicole Ritchie comes in and shoots Paris in the arm, then takes the jello and...

utilizes it's paraliquid matrix as a hibernation chamber for Pat Robinson in order to...

Tell everyone in this forum that this story is absolutely the biggest piece of ludicrous I have ever read, but then he gets interrupted....

by george bush

Who quickly takes command of the scene and says in a secretive voice...

"erm...errr...hmmm, ....no it's gone" so with nothing to add, Bush jumps on his bike when suddenly...

A buss full of Jewish rabbis on their way to a Chanukah party hits him.....

the rabbis cheer with joy, but to their dismay...

they realized they'd all forgotten to have had their circumcisions performed befor the overdue penalties came into effect....