So if you compare a mouse to a rat, the mouse looks like a juvenile rat. so it's basically a juvenile species. same goes for humans. they are missing the animal snout and their skull is shaped like a juvenile chimpanzee rather than the adults.

and the culprit for this is the parasite toxoplasma gondii, breeding those species as optimal catfood.

so you can't talk about evolution in humans, because it's basically just an illness that get's worse and worse.

a parasite shaping humans to be the perfect catfood.

proof: no fur for being easier eaten.

fixed upright alert position: always anxious and on lookout.

directly infected are more attractive to the other gender.

the baby in the womb is altered by the parasite, which also can pass the brain-blood barrier.

So in the End: Take some Apes that become infected by a parasite that uses them as intermediate host. this parasite molds their carrier by affecting the brain and altering the offspring to become better catfood over thousands of years.

that's why the species is doomed from the beginning, since it's bred as processed food.

Huh?

24 minutes ago, Rebbertz said:

So if you compare a mouse to a rat, the mouse looks like a juvenile rat. so it's basically a juvenile species. same goes for humans. they are missing the animal snout and their skull is shaped like a juvenile chimpanzee rather than the adults.

and the culprit for this is the parasite toxoplasma gondii, breeding those species as optimal catfood.

so you can't talk about evolution in humans, because it's basically just an illness that get's worse and worse.

a parasite shaping humans to be the perfect catfood.

proof: no fur for being easier eaten.

fixed upright alert position: always anxious and on lookout.

directly infected are more attractive to the other gender.

the baby in the womb is altered by the parasite, which also can pass the brain-blood barrier.

So in the End: Take some Apes that become infected by a parasite that uses them as intermediate host. this parasite molds their carrier by affecting the brain and altering the offspring to become better catfood over thousands of years.

that's why the species is doomed from the beginning, since it's bred as processed food.

Consult a physician.

52 minutes ago, Rebbertz said:

directly infected are more attractive to the other gender.

So go handle some cat poo and reap the benefits!

11 minutes ago, TheVat said:

So go handle some cat poo and reap the benefits!

yes you could do that, it would definetly improve your success rate...to produce some more catfood

Edited May 4May 4 by Rebbertz

People are so frequently turned into catfood. My aunt was eaten by neighborhood cats after she passed out in the garden from too much gin.

7 minutes ago, TheVat said:

People are so frequently turned into catfood. My aunt was eaten by neighborhood cats after she passed out in the garden from too much gin.

how do you not wake up from being eaten alive? she must have died before that

54 minutes ago, Rebbertz said:

if you compare a mouse to a rat, the mouse looks like a juvenile rat. so it's basically a juvenile species.

I've emphasised where you started to go wrong:

This looks like that, so basically that's what it is.

You were as good as lost from there.

Moderator Note

This can't stay in mainstream science, and as a speculation it can't be supported (having no fur is NOT proof that a species is meant to be eaten more easily), since the concept is based on poor assumptions (mice are NOT juvenile rats, humans aren't "missing" a snout, etc). I'm going to close it and invite the opening poster to read a few more threads and study some more science. There is no meaningful discussion to be had here.