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So here Is was deeply immersed in studying a dissertation on CKM mixing angles with regards to Higgs and electroweak symmetry breaking. Going through the unitary triangle etc when I come across a technical term I couldn't believe.

 I almost thought the author had gone batty until I dug deeper.

"The Feymann Penguin diagrams"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin_diagram

Literally it is the one loop diagrams I have worked with and seen in dozens of technical literature however this was the first time I had ever seen them referred to as penguin diagrams.

I nearly pissed myself laughing so hard.

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