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Hi:

Ive recently joined this forum and ive observed that although my list of posts numbers 18. It only shows 12 so far whenever I post a message. Why is this?

Here's one for ya geniuses:

"Runs over fields and woods all day

Under the bed at night sits not alone,

With long tongue hanging out,

A-waiting for a bone."

Eh eh Have fun

Its the same year upside down. Nice

Topic=somewhat psychotic

Idiotic

This little kid is trying to reach the doorbell but he's to short. A priest comes along and decides to help him. He rings the doorbell and then looks at the kid and says "Now what" The kid replies "now we run"

Me know me is smart

People other think me dumb

No listen me smart

That was so fast. Did you know that one already?

Here's one I got of the Internet. It's pretty easy but you might have fun seeing the puzzled look on your friends faces.

The beginning of eternity

The end of time and space

The beginning of every end

And the end of every place

Thx for the ideas keep it up and the whole class will be satisfied!!! Just Kidding. Hey Dave id love a progect about math .

Thanks-y'all

Im 15 and I can spend 100 bucks. Its for a provincial science fair

Hi:

I was wondering if anybody has any ideas for a science fair project. I am interested in every feild of science. Time is running out, im under a lot of stress and I have no good ideas.

Plz help Thank-you

6 feet tall and im 15 years old

Hi:

Im reading this book called "Wonders of Numbers" by Pickover and in one chapter he says that a probability simulator would help solve the problem. In case you don't know, a probability simulator simply simulates a situation where you want the computer to randomly pick some numbers. I would prefer a visual simulator but if you know of anything plz tell me.

Thank-you

Fixed thx for the feedback. I admit I did this short article somewhat quickly without editing it.

Thank-you

The FA 22 raptor is better than its russian counterpart.... nuff said

Although you demonstrated with the rabbit, surprising signs of intellegence. The dog would have to take the prize. Im reading a book about dogs and not only do they obey commands but they also demonstrate a sixth sense about certain things such as knowing when an owner is coming home although he is 15 minutes away and has fluctuating work hours.

The dog

Hi:

Just joined yesterday. This site is great. Ive already started posting!!! Im interested in every topic on this site. Bye

Thank you all for your interesting comments. I am interested in learning that there are more sub-species than I originally thought.

Thank-you

Hello:

I would like to inform the reader that a new sub-species of elephant has been discovered.

As you already may know there were two species of elephant. The african elephant with large ears and the asian elephant with somewhat smaller ears than the former. Through recent DNA tests it has been proven that there are two sub-species of Asian elephant. Some elephants live in the woodland and shrub bordering the deserts. And there are the other Asian elephants than live in the desert.

I though that you, the reader would be interested in such a find.

John McAvoy