Moontanman

I think maybe she needs to throttle back on the 'roids... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ClYRxU25Pw

Ok dudes and dudettes, what would you do if you walked into this coffee shop... after you changed your underwear of course..

This video starts out horrific, it is not for the faint of heart but the ending is happy. If not for the happy ending I would not have posted this.. https://www.facebook.com/374264522703108/videos/805137012949188/

Possibly a long night playing role playing games and reality do not mix?

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.” Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.” “Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".

The Wild West will never be the same!

I am reading "The Many Colored Land of the Golden Torc" by Julian May...

This is why you should never take your wife to the state fair. My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'. My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'. My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW! That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.' We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'. My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.' I looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow." My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

I wish this was funny...

Best UFO footage ever! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8cnHktRYMA

https://youtu.be/M60gmXoWIaw

Oops https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=803285256426705

It's a stegatortise!

I have to say 14 pages over this topic is amazingly boring and obvious, no way to tell if it is or if it isn't, being a progressive if i had to bet you can guess what my bet would be...