I've been recognizing alot of talk about a TOE and I just want to let you guys know that I have been making concerted efforts to show how bayesian statistics can help us achieve this goal. There is a whole story here which is worth telling, but mostly I've been funding myself. I'm the top dog for this one. If you guys could help by providing me with some funding, then I'm pretty sure we can have a TOE relatively cheap and within a year or so. Or at least have a theory of anything that will, in turn, with the help of many experts, provide us with a TOE.

How would you define a theory of everything?

Ask the program any question and get the most probable answer to the question even if the response necessarily contains made up words

I'm sorry, what?

I'd also take your money.

Huh?

Hahaha. I love it. Another please. - cb

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