"there's none so blind as them that won't listen"

"Do not stare down the barrel, of the 12 Gauge Magnum!" - me

When the fridge is empty it's time to buy groceries!

"Do not stare down the barrel, of the 12 Gauge Magnum!" - me

 

Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? ... Oh sorry that was a .44 Magnum handgun lol.

Edited December 22, 201114 yr by TonyMcC

"I'd give my left arm to be ambidexterous!"

"You can observe a lot by watching."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

 

-Yogi Berra

Every dog is an island.

All is in vain.

 

or, to elaborate:

 

The destiny of Man is to become sh*t in the bowels of worms

If you could take your head out of your as long enough you might realize....your ass ain't so bad.

Edited December 24, 201114 yr by bbrubaker

if someone hasn't already said it, its probably wrong

I'm trying to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Take heart, for it is the little things that make life interesting along the way

People who call themselves professionals, are most likely not.

Many old sayings are very sensible, but some are out of date.

Old saying: "Rome wasn't built in a day"

Objection: Bloody obvious

New saying: "Rome was built in a few decades."

Reason: The town was founded in in about 650BC, and probably took a few decades before it reached any appreciable size.

 

 

Old saying:" Pride comes before a fall"

Objection: Not the case.

New saying: "Not noticing an object you could trip over, comes before a fall"

Reason: Experience of falling over, and reasons why it happened.

Edited December 26, 201114 yr by Kapitan Kolumbus

Old Saying: Crime does not pay

Objection: Most Rich people are criminals.

New saying: Crime does pay

If I wanted to listen to an arsehole, I would have farted...