needimprovement Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 NORAD Tracks Santa Update http://www.nasa.gov/centers/goddard/news/topstory/2008/norad_santa.html 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitive Stone Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Hooray!!! I knew he existed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel123456 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 I am afraid it has been scientifically proven Santa does not exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 pfft that site fails to consider the quantum nature of santa. he wears a device that very very precisely measures his momentum allowing him to spread out in space(this is what gives him the fat look, he is infact borderline anorexic due to not eating between christmasses) and be in multiple houses at the same time. what this results in is quite a leisurely pace around the world letting physics do all the hard stuff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel123456 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 My link is indeed based on old prequantical information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needimprovement Posted December 25, 2010 Author Share Posted December 25, 2010 I am afraid it has been scientifically proven Santa does not exist. He's also tracked by NORAD http://www.norad.mil/about/Santa.html. Unless a scientific/gov org is lying to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mississippichem Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 (edited) pfft that site fails to consider the quantum nature of santa. he wears a device that very very precisely measures his momentum allowing him to spread out in space(this is what gives him the fat look, he is infact borderline anorexic due to not eating between christmasses) and be in multiple houses at the same time. what this results in is quite a leisurely pace around the world letting physics do all the hard stuff. No, Santa is really fat. You must have seen him while moving at relativistic speeds when he would have been Lorentz contracted. He's actually even more plump when viewed in [math] \mathbb{R}^4 \[/math] . Edited December 25, 2010 by mississippichem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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