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NASA Tracks Santa

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pfft that site fails to consider the quantum nature of santa. he wears a device that very very precisely measures his momentum allowing him to spread out in space(this is what gives him the fat look, he is infact borderline anorexic due to not eating between christmasses) and be in multiple houses at the same time. what this results in is quite a leisurely pace around the world letting physics do all the hard stuff.

pfft that site fails to consider the quantum nature of santa. he wears a device that very very precisely measures his momentum allowing him to spread out in space(this is what gives him the fat look, he is infact borderline anorexic due to not eating between christmasses) and be in multiple houses at the same time. what this results in is quite a leisurely pace around the world letting physics do all the hard stuff.

 

No, Santa is really fat. You must have seen him while moving at relativistic speeds when he would have been Lorentz contracted. :)

 

He's actually even more plump when viewed in [math] \mathbb{R}^4 \[/math] .

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