Shadow Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Post your favorite one-liners. I know we already have a joke thread, but I think one-liners deserve one of their own. So here it goes: No+Rohypnol = Yes. My girlfriend is a porn star. She'll be so p*ssed off when she finds out. Your turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillSwift Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 oh lookie. lets make light of rape. what fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 My girlfriend is a porn star. She'll be so p*ssed off when she finds out. That's not a one-liner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Streakers repant, your end is in sight! Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Tripolation Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 What did the Hispanic fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B!!! ahahaha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillSwift Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 oh lookie. lets make light of rape. what fun. Whatever chickenshit gave me a negative rep on this, kindly **** off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmydasaint Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 My Dad was sacked from the Fire Service - it could be cos he believed in fighting fire with fire... God this thread is getting a bit tense, but rape jokes- no way, ever, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Whatever chickenshit gave me a negative rep on this, kindly **** off. It appears to have been a schmuck already banned as a spammer. Drive-by negative rep! Brilliant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillSwift Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 It appears to have been a schmuck already banned as a spammer. Drive-by negative rep! Brilliant. *facepalm* ok, well, I have to apologize for that little outburst - it just caught me at a rough time. Sorry. Ok, on to the humor. No, really, GET ON WITH THE HUMOR OR ELSE! Merged post follows: Consecutive posts mergedI have a stepladder, which is really great and all, but I think it's too bad I never got to know my real ladder. </rimshot> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbrubaker Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 (edited) A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party. Oscar Wilde and G.B. Shaw made their living pasting together one liners. Edited September 24, 2009 by bbrubaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forufes Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbrubaker Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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