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Favorite one-liners

Shadow
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Post your favorite one-liners. I know we already have a joke thread, but I think one-liners deserve one of their own. So here it goes:

 

No+Rohypnol = Yes.

My girlfriend is a porn star. She'll be so p*ssed off when she finds out.

 

Your turn.

oh lookie. lets make light of rape. what fun.

Streakers repant, your end is in sight!

 

Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

oh lookie. lets make light of rape. what fun.

 

 

Whatever chickenshit gave me a negative rep on this, kindly **** off.

My Dad was sacked from the Fire Service - it could be cos he believed in fighting fire with fire...

 

God this thread is getting a bit tense, but rape jokes- no way, ever, mate.

It appears to have been a schmuck already banned as a spammer. Drive-by negative rep! Brilliant.

*facepalm*

 

ok, well, I have to apologize for that little outburst - it just caught me at a rough time. Sorry.

 

Ok, on to the humor. No, really, GET ON WITH THE HUMOR OR ELSE! >:D

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I have a stepladder, which is really great and all, but I think it's too bad I never got to know my real ladder. </rimshot>

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

 

Oscar Wilde and G.B. Shaw made their living pasting together one liners.

Edited by bbrubaker

two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!

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