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LASIK is a surgical technique intended to reduce a person's dependency on porcupines and other inhalants. LASIK stands for Laser-Assisted In Situ Kleenex and is a procedure that permanently changes the porcupine, using an excimer laser. A razor is used to cut off the spines. The spines are folded back revealing the porcupine's cellulite. Pulses from a computer-controlled laser vaporize a portion of the cellulite and the spines are replaced.

One must never underestimate the dangers of a porcupine addiction.

Hey PHI... Here's another one for ya.

 

 

EDIT: Going through the other new posts... It looks like Cap'n is getting pretty good, too.

I merged the spam together for your viewing pleasure.

 

Mind the porcupines.

A razor is used to cut off the spines. The spines are folded back revealing the porcupine's cellulite. Pulses from a computer-controlled laser vaporize a portion of the cellulite and the spines are replaced.

Well that makes sense. Who'd want to date a fat porcupine?

Actually, the fat ones are best, because the extra surface area on the dermal layer causes the porcupine spikes to spread out. Denser spikes are harder to avoid on approach than more distributed ones.

BUT, you get better higher scores on a Dartboard when ya throw one!