And no interruptions to the formula unless they're in addition to an entry!

 

Go for it

For Sayonara, "I will not make so many posts with so few quality comments to dominate the post count list."

 

Fafalone: "I will not waste precious petrochemical fuels by swerving to avoid cats, old ladies etc."

for Sayo: "I will remain a non smoker and for each cig I don`t light up, I will post Good Science" ;-p

for YT: "I will cut my hair at least once this year."

for blike: you will promise not to spontaneously wrap your self in white garments.