Phi for All Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I just noticed it's also 5614's birthday! My virtual gift to you is a 100GHz voive-activated wristwatch computer with a 500TB hard-drive, 10GB RAM, a retinal laser display, and a wireless satellite uplink (with extra monthly international long-distance minutes!). It only weighs 3 ounces but the user manual will need to be lifted into your backyard by crane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Happy birthday 5614. i'm not sure how i can top the wrist computer. i'll give it a go anyway. I present to you... a f**k it, heres a spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Happy birthday 5614. i'm not sure how i can top the wrist computer. i'll give it a go anyway. I present to you... a f**k it' date=' heres a spoon.[/quote'] I give you a fork. And a thank you note for helping me so much when my computer gets busted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzurePhoenix Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 My gift to you is a jar of eye-jelly and jerkied creationist meat-strips with which to enjoy it. Happy co-birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 i'm not sure 4nums is that way inclined, ecoli. happy birthday dude! Also: have a banana, the most comical of fruits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 i'm not sure 4nums is that way inclined, ecoli. lol... I can dream, can't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tree Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 IIRC 5614 is 16. So he's already got the greatest present on earth: the legal right to have sex whilst driving a tractor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 IIRC 5614 is 16. So he's already got the greatest present on earth: the legal right to have sex whilst driving a tractor. is that a British thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Yes, and its not as good as it sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Yes, and its not as good as it sounds. excuse me? you're under the impression that the idea of 'sex on a tractor' sounds good? lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 It did seem like a good idea at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 I remember a writer from the National Lampoon describing sex with a skinny fashion model as being "like riding an English bicycle down a set of railroad tracks, and you don't even get to honk the horn." Had to have been 20 years ago I read that but it stuck with me. British sex on a tractor reminded me of it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5614 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Nah, it was sex and drugs (16) last year... I'm 17 now so it's driving and only one more year of fake ID! ("need" to be 18 for pubs and such like) And thanks for all the presies! Cheers all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 once you get to 18 going to the pub loses the fun a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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