I just noticed it's also 5614's birthday!

 

My virtual gift to you is a 100GHz voive-activated wristwatch computer with a 500TB hard-drive, 10GB RAM, a retinal laser display, and a wireless satellite uplink (with extra monthly international long-distance minutes!).

 

It only weighs 3 ounces but the user manual will need to be lifted into your backyard by crane!

Happy birthday 5614.

 

i'm not sure how i can top the wrist computer. i'll give it a go anyway.

 

I present to you... a f**k it, heres a spoon.

Happy birthday 5614.

 

i'm not sure how i can top the wrist computer. i'll give it a go anyway.

 

I present to you... a f**k it' date=' heres a spoon.[/quote']

 

I give you a fork. And a thank you note for helping me so much when my computer gets busted.

My gift to you is a jar of eye-jelly and jerkied creationist meat-strips with which to enjoy it. Happy co-birthday!

i'm not sure 4nums is that way inclined, ecoli.

 

happy birthday dude!

 

Also: have a banana, the most comical of fruits.

i'm not sure 4nums is that way inclined, ecoli.

 

lol... I can dream, can't I?

IIRC 5614 is 16. So he's already got the greatest present on earth: the legal right to have sex whilst driving a tractor.

IIRC 5614 is 16. So he's already got the greatest present on earth: the legal right to have sex whilst driving a tractor.

 

is that a British thing?

Yes, and its not as good as it sounds.

Yes, and its not as good as it sounds.

 

excuse me? you're under the impression that the idea of 'sex on a tractor' sounds good? lol.

It did seem like a good idea at the time.

I remember a writer from the National Lampoon describing sex with a skinny fashion model as being "like riding an English bicycle down a set of railroad tracks, and you don't even get to honk the horn."

 

Had to have been 20 years ago I read that but it stuck with me. British sex on a tractor reminded me of it again.

Nah, it was sex and drugs (16) last year... I'm 17 now so it's driving and only one more year of fake ID! ("need" to be 18 for pubs and such like)

 

And thanks for all the presies!

 

Cheers all

once you get to 18 going to the pub loses the fun a bit.