Housing

An important problem in modern politics is the ability of Senators to find affordable housing in the months-long breaks they experience between not doing their jobs, and not doing anything whatsoever.

Corn cob slats.

A solution that befits the most distinguished and betwinkled body of do-gooders that has never existed in the history of humanity.

Think about it!

Narrow cots consisting of precisely sliced wedges of cobs of corn.

What could be a more fitting mattress for our beloved Senators, while they take their time away from the job they never did in the first place?

Our President doesn't want us to have housing.

I say, forget Mar-A-Lago!

Forget Capitol Hill.

Forget whatever places these idiots traverse when they need a break from pretending to care about any of us.

Corn cob slats.

The perfect object for our Congress to rest.

God knows they've earned it.