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Frisbeetarianism - the doctrine that when you die your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stick there

Boron - a boring moron

Plato - the reflection of a lump of Play-doh on a cave wall

(to be continued another day, maybe with a couple of my favorite Ambrose Bierce definitions)

 

 

 

 

 

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Inertial theory - ideas that never seem to gain momentum.

Hysterectomy - the panic you feel just before you fart in front of a bunch of people. 

Transistor - a nun who's had gender reassignment.

Momentum - the truth about all those bad things Mo said about you.

Elementary particles - the dreams that stuff is made of.

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