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While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. The Senator's soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the Senator. St. Peter says, "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules", replies St.Peter. And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit heaven," St Peter says. So, 24 hours pass with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and the 24 hours in heaven passes by and St. Peter returns. "Well, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now which will you choose for your eternity?" St Peter asks. The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers, "Well, I never would have thought it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be happier and better off .. In hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The Devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning.. Today .. You voted."

Not really political humor per se, but since it's related to political figures I thought I'd post it here. I noticed this picture over at Politico, and the first thing that came to mind was that apparently all Palins are born with the ability to see Russia from their house. (grin)

Merged post follows: Consecutive posts mergedThe President spoke tonight at the annual White House Correspondent's Dinner. mmm4UJgfrfg

Good article from today's LA Times overviewing the recent history of American relations with Haiti, including the policies of the previous two US presidential administrations. http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-and-world/la-fg-haiti-ex-presidents20-2010jan20,0,6934198.story

trudeity has been suspended for a week due to rules violations.

Good idea, I'll sticky this. Excellent series on Game Theory with Yale's Ben Polak: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=6EF60E1027E1A10B

I'm reading Shogun by James Clavell. Next up on my list is the new Stephen King, Under the Dome. I like to try to do some fiction/entertainment reading this time of year. I'm definitely checking out that Google book, though -- just sent myself the first chapter via Kindle. I do all my reading on Kindle (for iPhone) now. Amazon apparently sold more Kindle books on Christmas Day than real books. That's partly due to people who were opening new Kindles that morning, of course, but I think it's a sign of the times. The Washington Post ran an interesting story today about a big battle in the publishing industry taking place over e-books, and it suggests that publishers are really just getting in the way and not providing either authors or readers with any value. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/24/AR2009122403326.html Apple's upcoming tablet may boost this kind of reading even further, especially if it runs iPhone apps out of the box.

Teachers These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5.. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much.. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11.. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

(I'm not sure where this originated from -- it's been floating around the Internet in a bunch of places.) -------- The Economy, How Bad Is It? 1. The economy is so bad... that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 2. The economy is so bad... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" 3. The economy is so bad... that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 4. The economy is so bad... if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. 5. The economy is so bad... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. 6. The economy is so bad... McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. 7. The economy is so bad... parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. 8. The economy is so bad... a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.... 9. The economy is so bad... Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. 10. The economy is so bad... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. 11. The economy is so bad... the Mafia is laying off judges. 12. The economy is so bad... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Here's one from Ronald Kessler's new book, "In the President's Secret Service", which was just published last month: "We were in the elevator going up to the residence on the second floor of the White House," says former agent Ted Hresko. "The door of the elevator was about to close, and one of the staffers blocked it. The staffer told Reagan the news about Donna Rice and Gary hart." Reagan nodded his head and looked at the agent. "Boys will be boys," he said. When the door of the elevator shut, Reagan said to Hresko, "But boys will not be president."

With the approaching reign of our alien masters and the approach of the decline of society that will no doubt precede this event, I found this useful guide to surviving in the new world order.

bombus is taking a brief holiday for harassing staff and breaking various rules.

President Obama said today he plans to introduce a health care plan that is both affordable and easy to use. The insurance industry promptly responded that it plans to fight the plan using congressmen that are both affordable and easy to use. - Conan O'Brien

Stickying this thread for future reference, since we get this question a lot.

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