This isn't really a joke, but a funny experience. One day, while my highschool English class was reading One Who Flew The Cuckoo's Nest, the guy next to me asked for answers to the guided reading questions. One answer was that Billy wanted to have sex with Candy, but I wrote it as, "Billy wanted to get some Candy." That was the question he happened to raise his hand to answer during the class. He probably didn't know it was actually about sex, and he said it in that voice people make when they pretend to be a little girl asking for a lollipop. The teacher went, "That's right, despite the creepy way you said it..."