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He was too old and his lungs too tarred up for those young groupies. He should have known that. Okay, maybe this song is just a tad indecent.

I mean baritone sax. I'll be absent until July 20th. I'll mess with LaTex some more when I get back. More sax! youtube.com/watch?v=n7H3ASIQM88

Where's your dad at?

Enjoy some sobering tenor sax and jew harp until I return on July 8th. (I could only find the song in this video)

In 3rd world countries, people die from eating nothing. In 1st world countries, they die from eating crap.

I don't think I ever introduced myself. I'm just a college student who likes biology, human sexuality, probability theory, analytical philosophy, and online research.

I really feel like this song describes why I participate in this forum. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx4q935La2U

Retro is hip IMO. Caravan Palace youtube.com/watch?v=rLuWcGQ5ZDo They're mostly electro-swing, but I find this song particularly retro. Katzenjammer youtube.com/watch?v=KHukwySEvKc Some of their other songs are rock or girly-country-pop, but still highly recommended. Don't make fun of me!

This first one is not for the faint of heart. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZgXg_Ito3c

The power of optimism http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50cZMFk3zhA I thought Moontanman might enjoy this one. It's by the same guy as the "context!!!" video posted by pwagen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=4_G9awnDCmg Some Inaccuracies: My textbook said hundreds of millions of sperm per day, not 50 million, and wiki.answers agrees with that. Also, AFAIK, men aren't biologically predisposed to have a stronger sex-drive; there are various hypotheses given for the strength of the female sex-drive. Other than that, it seems correct.

I meant the OPUS cartoon. It starts off roughly the same, but nobody takes a poop.

Moontanman's here with the dignifiedly appealing equivalent of my cartoon.

Tee hee http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euclidean_geometry#Bridge_of_Asses

I think this is a great song about belief and disbelief, even if religion isn't precisely what he had in mind—some of his songs imply that he is religious in some way. The lyrics (it's the only relatively trustworthy lyrics site I know of): http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858574001/?specific_com=73015195145

lol, now everyone has to look at it. I decided to put it in a spoiler box so they wouldn't have to. No offense to anyone in particular that used that argument. I was just elaborating on that style of argument because it's used often.

I just threw a cartoon together. Beware, it's got a little poopy.

What did the copper say to the rhodium? "This may be a 45 zone, but I feel like a Roman god when I'm going 80!"

It's more enjoyable in high quality. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOFO1XOZXRM Chosen based on musical similarity, not thematic similarity. lol

Rangifer tarandus erythrorhynus, meet Equus ferus unicornus.

ATHEISM!!!! I'll admit it, I'm sort of just putting in filler until we get to page 12.

Darn it! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Law%20of%20Conservation%20of%20Happiness

"I'm sorry I punched you in the face, but the law of conservation of happiness states that your pain equals my pleasure."

Adobe Flash is crashing. I'm going URL.

It appears that one of my favorite artists, Stephen Coates, is actually a . Well, I still like to interpret these lyrics as satirical, and I will continue to enjoy his music.