DreamLord

There are so many good jokes on this thread Um... has anyone heard this one? A priest and a golfer decide to golfing together one day. The golfer starts. He swings and misses the ball. He says: "Damn, I missed." The priest tells the man not to swear, because God is watching, and doesn't like it when people swear. The golfer misses the ball again. And as before he says: "Damn, I missed." The priest, once again tells the man not to swear, because God is watching. At this point the sky begins darkening and suddenly a great lightning bolt comes down and strikes the priest. And God says: "Damn, I missed."

Hi, I'm Nyssa. I'm still in high school, but I plan on majoring in integrated sciences. I love anything to do with space. My favourite science type is physics, mainly astronomy and theoretical physics.