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Kyrisch

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  1. If your kids aren't that computer savvy, all you need to do (assuming you have IE) is set the homepage to the page you want your children to see and then go into the view menu>toolbars>address bar. The address bar will disappear. This way, your children cannot navigate off that site except via links on that site. If you have one of the newer versions of IE, there's also a favourites and search button they can press and perhaps change the site so you might want to hide that, too: View>toolbars>standard buttons.

     

    Hope I could help :D

  2. -You scream at the T.V. while watching your favourite programs [we seriously need a guilty-face smilie :D]

     

    -You paint your face various colours for any sport-based purpose

     

    -Instead of laughing you yell "LOL" and "ROFL" [Oh God, I HATE those people :mad: ]

  3. Kyrisch' date=' you are strange. where on earth do you find this stuff?![/quote']

     

    Places... And I take that as a compliment :cool:

     

    Btw, if you read the article, you would know that one eye (The eye in the picture) is infected or something and the other eye is red-violet from cataracts.

  4. AN EXCITING breakthrough in aging has just been discovered -- women who go topless live longer!

     

    "According to our research, women can add 10, 20, up to 30 years to their lives, depending on how frequently and for what duration of time they uncover their breasts," states Dr. Andrew Mansfield, director of BRIA -- the Breast Research Institute of America. "And the more they display them out in public, the longer they live."...

     

    As to why the female life span becomes extended as a result of a woman's going topless, Dr. Mansfield has a theory: "The positive attention topless women get from men is psychologically such a lift that it affects various physical systems within the body positively as well -- not to mention that going topless often leads to sex, which we all know is life-enhancing in many ways."

     

    The survey also revealed advantages to going topless even beyond the benefits of longevity. According to 24-year-old Amy Rantelle, "Since I've started going topless in public more frequently, I've gotten tons of job offers, a great new boyfriend, free restaurant meals, invitations to appear in magazines and on TV -- for great pay, and I've gotten out of five speeding tickets! Plus, it's just plain fun watching people's reactions when they notice my melons on display!" Dr. Mansfield's next study will chart the longevity factors of men who go bottomless. "My wife offered to help with that survey."

     

    Source: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61498

     

    My girlfriend SO needs to hear this :cool:

  5. Do you want fries with those vows? Ken Sinchar and Lori Sherbondy have heard that and every other fast-food joke since they announced plans to marry at a McDonald's drive-thru, where they fell in love four years earlier.

     

    Source: http://www.thenewstribune.com/24hour/weird/story/2637770p-11127385c.html

     

    McDonalds is the grossest place in the world. I never eat there if I can help it. Marriage and McDonalds just don't go together...

  6. Is terrorism acceptable if it is against enemies(real or perceived)?

     

    The US was the enemy of the terrorist groups that organized and went through with the 9/11 attacks; were those attacks acceptable?

  7. UglyDog.jpg

     

    Some may call it a tale of beauty and the beast. But Sam, a 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested, and a three-time champ in the World's Ugliest Dog Contest, is the dog of Susie Lockheed's dreams....

     

    Source: http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=8490&url=http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/custom/fringe/sfl-816uglydog,0,4048583.story?track=mostemailedlink

     

    It looks like the infamous chupacabra has been found! Seriously though, living with that thing would give me nightmares! :eek:

  8. The magnet in a tube setup is a poorly thought-out "perpetual motion machine" attempt. As with with #3, friction and other things will cause the energy to leave the system and eventually the motion will cease. It's basically like attaching a generator to a pendulum.

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