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  1. 64 bit drivers are not available 4 each hardware 4 example modem
  2. linux is much faster than winxp sp2 on the same hardware BUT MAC OS X although on a old hardware beats windows xp badly in terms of OS speed the games there give more FPS than in windows xp on same hardware
  3. i think u shud try checking the harddisk boot sequence and check if ur sata hdd is listed also if u don't use a IDE Hdd u shud try disabling the empty IDE channel
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    Cheezz It seems almost each forumer owns a high end Pc B'coz DOOM3 is damn resource hungry. Anyways how is Prince of Persia : warrior within Halo and Halo2 are just the gr8est benchmarks 4 the pc as well as the gamer
  5. Hey sorry I shud hav searched the forum prior 2 posting I apologize 4 this. BUT SUMDAY WE WILL HAV 2 LIVE IN SIMULATIONS ONLY B'coz of the manner in which we are polluting reality
  6. check the drivers and use the newest WHQL certified drivers only nVidia and ATi both hav a number of buggy drivers. c the process which is using maximum cpu power via task manager. U didn't posted ur config ??? may be ur config may b a liitle slow
  7. Funny Letters People actually write such applications!!! This is an actual collection of leave letters and applications written by people from India 1. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post. 2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week leave. 3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" 5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school" 6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day". 7. A covering note "I am enclosed herewith..." 8. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 9. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". 10. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
  8. A mechanical, electrical and a software engineer from Microsoft were driving through the desert when the car broke down. The mechanical engineer said "It seems to be a problem with the fuel injection system, why don't we pop the hood and I'll take a look at it." To which the electrical engineer replied, "No I think it's just a loose ground wire. I'll get out and take a look." Then, the Microsoft engineer jumps in. "No, no, no. If we just close up all the windows, get out, wait a few minutes, get back in, and then reopen the windows everything will work fine."
  9. A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he would give her work. All she had to do was paint his porch white. He gave her a bucket of paint and left. He walked into his house, laughing. He told his brunette wife what he had done. "Frank, our porch covers half of the house! You're so mean." his wife replied. Three hours later, the blonde went in the house, and gave the bucket of white paint back to the man. The astonished man handed her a $100 bill, and asked how she finished it so quickly. "It takes time, but it was easy." was her reply. "Oh, and it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."
  10. I think u all know that as neurons grow and generate via cell division only till 8 or 9 yrs of age and as one grows up the neurons start dieing. So the loss of memory is inevitable but hey here we hav a hope that atleats we can slow down the rate of decline of memory by just reminding the fact that "NO COMPUTER (EVEN THE FASTEST INTEL P4 EXTREME EDITION OR AMD ATHLON64 FX OR POWER PC) CAN EVER MATCH MY BRAIN" and that's indeed tru. A computer didn't popped up with "E=mc^2" Yeah this is tru as well that pills do slow down the rate of decay of neuron but this has no solid proofs as the effect might b due 2 cycological change in the state of mind as well. AND I WANNA LIVE FREE FROM MEDICINE " SO BETTER USE PNEMONIC TECHNIQUES"
  11. recently while Googling I found the following link which really wud make u think b4 saying whether we live in simulation or not The Simulation Argument: Why the Probability that You Are Living in a Matrix is Quite High
  12. Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated". Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father coincidencely got married on the same day and at the same time." Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
  13. Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher". Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?
  14. Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
  15. A mathematician found out that a pipe was leaking, so he called a plumber. The plumber changed a gasket and asked for $100. "But how is it possible? You've been working for only 10 minutes and it takes me full week to earn $100", exclaimed the mathematician. "Well, that's why I became a plumber. But let me tell you something - I'll give you the address of my company. Go there and say that you want to work as a plumber. And don't mention that you are a mathematician." And so the mathematician did. Soon he earned quite a lot of money. But the company decided to educate the plumbers and send them to primary school. On the first day the mathematician was asked to write the equation for the surface of a circle on the blackboard. He could not remember it, but he wanted to use integral calculus to derive it. However, he made some error and obtained a negative result. He repeated the calculations twice, thrice - and still obtained a negative result. He looked stressed at the class and found all the fellow plumbers shouting to him: "Change the range of integration! Change the range of integration!"
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