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I found this website on actual insurance claims and laughed so bad it made me cry, here are a few tasters hope you enjoy as much as I did "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket." The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo. "I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk." "The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again" "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way" "In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole." "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished." "The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him." "I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident." http://www.businessballs.com/insuranceclaims.htm

Hi my name is Katrina, I am 41 and a mum of three, plus two step daughters. I have absolutely no science knowledge what so ever, but probably more than my fair share of common sense mixed with a healthy abundance of total nonsense I really like this forum, it is informative and funny and seems a good place to get an honest answer. I am basically a people watcher rather than a in there and do it person, so find it equally compelling reading peoples minds on here as watching them in real life.