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Ha. That's a good one. You should post it in the political humor!

I can tell you the result. It would be similar to performing fourier analysis of brownian motion

So what is the punchline, stayoffmylawn? I know it contains K, N, O, C, H and Fe, lol

Welcome. I'm assuming you want someone to calculate an empirical formula. A physicist here, so even if I did the composition would not speak to me, lol. I am curious what material you are referring to though...

Two mathematicians are having lunch at Starbucks. They are in a deep discussion about how well on average people know math. One argues that on average nobody cares or knows math, and the other one argues that they do. The optimist says, let's have a test. I bet you that our waitress can solve a math problem. Let's ask her to take an integral of x. I bet she knows that it's x squared over 2. The other one says, fine, but I will bet $10 that she won't get it right. The optimist excuses himself and pretends to go to the restroom, while approaching the waitress, and asking her to respond to the next question they both will pose to her by "x squared over 2". It's pretty hard for the waitress to remember, but finally she repeats it back right to him, the optimist gives her $10 for her troubles. He then returns and shortly afterwards the waitress appears. The pesimists asks her what integral of x is, to which she proudly responds "x squared over 2". The pessimist upset gives his colleague the $10, who is smiling at his clever scheme. The waitress starts heading away, then stops for a second, turns around and adds "plus a constant"...

Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?

So this weekend I showed this cartoon to a female friend of mine and she had the best response. She said, "I think you're missing a lot of colors..." and then she listed another dozen colors that she thought of. No smile, straight face, etc. Looks like she didn't really see nor interpret the whole right half of this picture!

Yesterday on CNN there was a lot of newscasters that were talking about god knows what but were really into it, and had lots of comments, etc. Then all of a sudden Christopher Cooper buts in and says, "Now take a deep breath, and inhale it fully because next up we will discuss marijuana law..." That was absolutely priceless!

Putin, Russian Minister of Finances, and Russian Prime Minister go to a fancy restaurant. The owner comes over to greet them, and says that he will take their order as they are very welcomed guests in this establishment. He asks them what they would like to eat tonight. Putin replies with, "Meat!" The other two are silent. Bedazzled by Putin's response the owner inquires, "what about the vegetables?" Putin looks at both his ministers, and replies, "The vegetables will also eat meat!"

A man gets pulled over for going really really fast. The officer asks him, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" The man replies, "No. But I knew exactly where I was!"

Thank you so much Ryan for that list. I just discovered it here, and it is truly amazing. You rock!

Does anyone have a picture or a link to the original periodic table, or perhaps even a chain of pictures of how the periodic table progressed. I am very interested in this from a historic point of view.

I love the dictionary. You did a superb job!

Not really a joke more of a hilarious historical fact. Guess who discovered and popularized the horsepower? It was Mr. Watt... Bet he's kicking himself in the shins right now