Tunneling...

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El Chapo civil engineering escape tunnel construction executed by gringos...

The dissappearing act would had first been consulted to a magician consulting corporation, for several million $. The planning would had been three years since the first incarceration day.

Tunnel construction permits to comply with city and county codes. The purchase of the property were to start digging would had been conducted by a registered realtor and obtained a normal 30 year mortgage to not be suspicious.

 

A detour from the original planned path negotiated with GreenPeace to protect an endangered worm found there. The digging crews would had received legal overtime, morning and afternoon breaks, medical, dental and life insurances, with 'hazmat' suits and decontamination chambers.

Paramedics always standing-by, Anti-claustrophobic psychoanalists advisors on duty.

 

Accomodation included at a nearby three star hotel with daily transportation to the workplace. Leased automated digging equipment would had to be all pushbutton operated remotely, from a dust-free airconditioned office with multiple monitoring cameras and drones.

 

EPA would had to be bribed to allow a motorcycle engine in the confinements of a mile long tunnel, and to properly dispose of the digged soil. Laptop computers would had been networked every 100 feet in the tunnel, for the diggers to check facebook during breaks. Tweets forbidden. A soda and chips vending machine likely installed midway.
For final transportation, a rental black tinted glass armored Hummer with chauffer waiting outside. Camouflaged ATV's for the security personnel.

Am sure your imagination can add more, much more... go ahead!

http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2015/07/15/new-video-el-chapo-escape-tunnel-valencia-dnt-erin.cnn

 

Feels like I will get spanked for this... Please delete if improper.

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Are you saying that a Mexican drug lord can build a poorly lit and ventilated, one-off tunnel that he can escape prison from, whereas if he were white he would have built it to better standards? That makes no sense.

 

Is this just a racist dig? I don't get it. Why would white prisoners be able to get all that stuff? Isn't the whole point that the Mexican drug lord was wealthy enough to get all that equipment smuggled in?

 

That spanky feeling you have is probably just the aftershocks of a joke that fell on its face.

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Am sorry if touched a nerve, but there is no racism implied.

 

It is a view of what would take to make a tunnel with the US regulations. And nothing else.