Moontanman Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 It's too late you're screwed... http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-authorities-currently-racing-down-highway,34462/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilSolution Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 The man in the van never showed up.....darn it. For some perculiar reason this has made me want to watch forest gump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted November 14, 2013 Author Share Posted November 14, 2013 The man in the van never showed up.....darn it. For some perculiar reason this has made me want to watch forest gump. I knew that guy in the van was iffy, I waited at the safe house for hours... now I'm out the money for the van guy and the safe house.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilSolution Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I knew that guy in the van was iffy, I waited at the safe house for hours... now I'm out the money for the van guy and the safe house.... I think they're onto us, these onion people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imatfaal Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 We have become so weird and the media is so ridiculously pervasive I reckon the onion could switch to the truth and continue to publish for weeks before anyone noticed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPanic Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 The Netherlands also has a satire / humor news website (link in Dutch, obviously). But unfortunately, our news is typically so boring that their jokes have to be more mundane as well. Current headlines: - Dutch government wants to continue the Ministry of the interior and kingdom relations (I'll explain the joke: we've always had that ministery) - Usain Bolt loses to Dutch Sprinter (our trains are called 'sprinters'. The article comes with a picture of a Dutch train). - Court of Audits urges more short term thinking by government (joke: in reality we should be doing more long term thinking). Very little violent news would be credible here. Still, I ran. Because I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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